What do you guys think of this "Ninja Assassin" movie?

[Lullabye]

wats next?
Ninja Assassin 2: Pirate Thief?

And then Ninja Assassin 3: Attack of the Robotic Time-Travelling Zombie Sharks With Fricken' Laser Beams Attached To Their Fricken' Heads.

.......actually.......That sounds AWESOME! hurry up and copyright it!

 

[Casual Shinji]

It's not really blowing my skirt up.

Though, I'm sure this will be one of those nerdgasm box office hits.

 

[omega 616]

Looks like Elektra meets wanted? Maybe a hint of hero? Looks good but they always show the best bits.

 

[Danpascooch]

The title is a little redundant, no?

No kidding, its like "Wanted" The movie tries too hard, and has no intelligent plot-line whatsoever

IT WILL SUCK.

 

[Lexodus]

wats next?
Ninja Assassin 2: Pirate Thief?

And then Ninja Assassin 3: Attack of the Robotic Time-Travelling Zombie Sharks With Fricken' Laser Beams Attached To Their Fricken' Heads.

.......actually.......That sounds AWESOME! hurry up and copyright it!

Damn. You're right. Writing screenplay now...

Hollywood's gonna love this! Oh, maybe we can get Michael Bay directing it! Seems like the kinda thing he'd go for...

 

[Danpascooch]

wats next?
Ninja Assassin 2: Pirate Thief?

And then Ninja Assassin 3: Attack of the Robotic Time-Travelling Zombie Sharks With Fricken' Laser Beams Attached To Their Fricken' Heads.

The point was redundancy, not just ridiculousness, FAIL

Here's a better one:

Ninja Assassins 3: Running Sprinters

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

How about "Undead Zombies"?

 

[Lexodus]

wats next?
Ninja Assassin 2: Pirate Thief?

And then Ninja Assassin 3: Attack of the Robotic Time-Travelling Zombie Sharks With Fricken' Laser Beams Attached To Their Fricken' Heads.

The point was redundancy, not just ridiculousness, FAIL

Here's a better one:

Ninja Assassins 3: Running Sprinters

Except some of us were talking about them combining all of the keywords that the kids these days seem to be into.

Oh, also, Lullabye, we need to work in 'Shadow' somewhere. Maybe 'shadow zombie sharks'? And 'blade'... check the gamertags on Xbox Live for more suggestions. We're onto a winner here!

 

[Lullabye]

wats next?
Ninja Assassin 2: Pirate Thief?

And then Ninja Assassin 3: Attack of the Robotic Time-Travelling Zombie Sharks With Fricken' Laser Beams Attached To Their Fricken' Heads.

The point was redundancy, not just ridiculousness, FAIL

Here's a better one:

Ninja Assassins 3: Running Sprinters

honestly, did you just use FAIL? You've got to be fucking kidding me.

 

[Steve Dark]

Ahh the Ninja assassin, a profession almost as cool as the Scout Spy, the guard watchman, the Pirate Sailor, the translator interpretor, the chef cook, the traveller explorer, the... well you get the idea.

 

[ProfessorLayton]

I think it looks awesome. I don't care about the story, it just looks like a dude being incredibly badass. Just a great looking movie.

 

[Shadowfaze]

Lokks quite cool. i might give that a rent when it comes to dvd.

 

[Firia]

A real ninja would never let himself get hit by a car...

Unless it was driven by another ninja.

 

[Danpascooch]

wats next?
Ninja Assassin 2: Pirate Thief?

And then Ninja Assassin 3: Attack of the Robotic Time-Travelling Zombie Sharks With Fricken' Laser Beams Attached To Their Fricken' Heads.

The point was redundancy, not just ridiculousness, FAIL

Here's a better one:

Ninja Assassins 3: Running Sprinters

Except some of us were talking about them combining all of the keywords that the kids these days seem to be into.

Oh, also, Lullabye, we need to work in 'Shadow' somewhere. Maybe 'shadow zombie sharks'? And 'blade'... check the gamertags on Xbox Live for more suggestions. We're onto a winner here!

OK you've got me there, lol

 

[Danpascooch]

wats next?
Ninja Assassin 2: Pirate Thief?

And then Ninja Assassin 3: Attack of the Robotic Time-Travelling Zombie Sharks With Fricken' Laser Beams Attached To Their Fricken' Heads.

The point was redundancy, not just ridiculousness, FAIL

Here's a better one:

Ninja Assassins 3: Running Sprinters

honestly, did you just use FAIL? You've got to be fucking kidding me.

Nope, stick around, I may find a way to use 'All your base'

 

[Smagmuck_]

Great just another reason for ninja fanboys to go; "ZOMG! NINJAZ RULEZ FOREVORZ!!!" I hate hollywood...

God dammit...

 

[jpoon]

I will definitely be seeing this one, looks like it has some pretty badass fight sequences. I'm not too bothered by the name of the film if the action kicks ass.