What do you hate?

[Mrsoupcup]

It's time to vent your hate it could be anything from a bad ending or to a game to that axehole neighbor you might have.
I'll start I hate it when my brother forgets to wear pants.

When my cat ruins my har style while I take a nap. (Luckily I just got a buzz cut, so for now I can go to school not looking like a coss player)

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

My stupid hick nieghbors burn their trash (it stinks) and one member of their family is a morbidly obese old man who frequently walks around their front yard half naked.

Also, the ending of Bioshock sucks.

 

[Nincompoop]

I can't fucking concentrate enough to write a 4,000 word paper, due on the 11th, because I have the fucking attention span of a hamster on Redbull! GAHHHHHHH!!!

Okay, now that was the funniest sentence I have read for weeks. If it's okay with you, I'd like to use that from now on... hamster on redbull... lmao.

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In the recent time, terrible things have happened at an alarming rate, and it frustrates me as I have a delicate personality.

It's not funny!
I really need to do this work, but it's like there's something in my brain stopping me from fulfilling my true potential as an academic. I think I'm better suited to action rather than the desk, I want to do something other than school. I've been in education for pretty much my whole life (I'm 22), I'm just tired of it all, I want to do things but you can't these days unless you have a degree.

Sorry for making something humorous out of your troubles, but I just found it very funnily written.

What is it about? And what kind of paper is it?

Either way, the best thing to do is always lay a plan and think about what you want to write. If you have a very firm idea about what you are gonna write, it isn't so terrible if you don't start early. Maybe write a list of what you are gonna write in your paper.

Best of lucks anyhow.

 

[Madkipz]

Why can't people put politics threads in the Politics section instead of fucking Off Topic.

because politics = rage and grief. Sometimes i actually stop and consider voting then i realise id probably sell my vote to the highest bidder because at this point the system is automated and i end up not really careing.

THESE PEOPLE WILL PISS YOU AND ME OFF SO MUCH AS THEY GOD DAMN PLEASE

 

[Jack and Calumon]

I need to write something incredibly creative for my RP but I have writers block!

Calumon: Jack won't be quiet! >.<

 

[Daystar Clarion]

I can't fucking concentrate enough to write a 4,000 word paper, due on the 11th, because I have the fucking attention span of a hamster on Redbull! GAHHHHHHH!!!

Okay, now that was the funniest sentence I have read for weeks. If it's okay with you, I'd like to use that from now on... hamster on redbull... lmao.

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In the recent time, terrible things have happened at an alarming rate, and it frustrates me as I have a delicate personality.

It's not funny!
I really need to do this work, but it's like there's something in my brain stopping me from fulfilling my true potential as an academic. I think I'm better suited to action rather than the desk, I want to do something other than school. I've been in education for pretty much my whole life (I'm 22), I'm just tired of it all, I want to do things but you can't these days unless you have a degree.

Sorry for making something humorous out of your troubles, but I just found it very funnily written.

What is it about? And what kind of paper is it?

Either way, the best thing to do is always lay a plan and think about what you want to write. If you have a very firm idea about what you are gonna write, it isn't so terrible if you don't start early. Maybe write a list of what you are gonna write in your paper.

Best of lucks anyhow.

Thanks. Starting is always the hardest part for me. Imagine if you will, a huge boulder. t takes me weeks to get the boulder to budge, but as soon as I get it rolling I just breeze through an essay like it was nothing.
I do law & criminology, this particular paper is for criminology, I decided to write about corporate crime/killing and why it's so difficult to distinguish the harm and how to pin the blame on an individual, amongst other things.

 

[Mister Benoit]

I bought Fable II when it came out, got about 6 hours into it when my 360 RROD for the 3rd time.
Got my Xbox 360 back 2 weeks later, played Fable II for another 2 hours which ended with a boss fight that I didn't have to actually fight.

 

[Nincompoop]

I can't fucking concentrate enough to write a 4,000 word paper, due on the 11th, because I have the fucking attention span of a hamster on Redbull! GAHHHHHHH!!!

Okay, now that was the funniest sentence I have read for weeks. If it's okay with you, I'd like to use that from now on... hamster on redbull... lmao.

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In the recent time, terrible things have happened at an alarming rate, and it frustrates me as I have a delicate personality.

It's not funny!
I really need to do this work, but it's like there's something in my brain stopping me from fulfilling my true potential as an academic. I think I'm better suited to action rather than the desk, I want to do something other than school. I've been in education for pretty much my whole life (I'm 22), I'm just tired of it all, I want to do things but you can't these days unless you have a degree.

Sorry for making something humorous out of your troubles, but I just found it very funnily written.

What is it about? And what kind of paper is it?

Either way, the best thing to do is always lay a plan and think about what you want to write. If you have a very firm idea about what you are gonna write, it isn't so terrible if you don't start early. Maybe write a list of what you are gonna write in your paper.

Best of lucks anyhow.

Thanks. Starting is always the hardest part for me. Imagine if you will, a huge boulder. t takes me weeks to get the boulder to budge, but as soon as I get it rolling I just breeze through an essay like it was nothing.
I do law & criminology, this particular paper is for criminology, I decided to write about corporate crime/killing and why it's so difficult to distinguish the harm and how to pin the blame on an individual, amongst other things.

I have it in a similar way actually. I have a hard time getting my sh*t together and start the damned assignments, but when I do them, they usually end up quite good.
I think the term is 'minimum effort, maximum result' students. But to be honest, being awfully smart and not doing jacksh*t about it doesn't get you anywhere in the real life.

Anyhow, your paper sounds interesting. I'd like to help, but I don't know squat about Law and Criminology. I am more of a chemist/physicist type. Or a musician. But anyhow, I don't have any advice for your particular kind of paper as I have no experience in anything like it. The best would probably to be questioning Law and Criminology forums (if there are any Lol).

But good luck.

 

[Assassin Xaero]

My parents bought me coca-cola. Waaaaah! I wanted and I only drink pepsi. It's just not the same =[

That makes me think of Suicidal Tendencies. >_>

Excuse me? Would you care to explain yourself?

They have a song called Institutionalized...

Spoiler: Part of the Lyrics

[...]
I go:
Mom I'm not on drugs I'm okay, I was just thinking you know, why don't
you get me a pepsi?
And she goes:
NO you're on drugs!
I go:
Mom I'm okay, I'm just thinking.
She goes:
No you're not thinking, you're on drugs! Normal people don't act that way!
I go:
Mom just give me a Pepsi please
All I want is a Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me
All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me.
Just a Pepsi.
[...]

 

[Cabisco]

Holy shit I apologise, calling him Jack Straw is one hell of an insult. Though I like the fact you have him in these forums, a small part of me wants to channel the pure evil that is a certain labour supporter into my avatar. Any guess who I mean, if it helps his real name is 'The Dark Lord'?

Too right, Major could beat Straw at cricket anyday.

Well we have Boris J here somewhere, and [user]FatManSpoon[/user] uses Blair.

Ahh Mandy, such a funny little man. I have a picture of him with his thumb up and a evil expression I could send you if you can't find any decent pictures.

haha I think it's wonderful you knew exactly who I meant, he acts as though he observed humans and then attempted to copy them, rather than being human himself. My only problem now is that once I find the picture, I might call forth the devil into my computer.

 

[Cabisco]

haha I think it's wonderful you knew exactly who I meant, he acts as though he observed humans and then attempted to copy them, rather than being human himself. My only problem now is that once I find the picture, I might call forth the devil into my computer.

Such a funny man.

I have a picture of when he was pelted with green custard - Looks like he's melting. Quite funny.

Also, should you want it.

Spoiler: Gladiator?

Useful for when you get a idiotic response in a argument or when talking to someone who uses L3375P3ak.

That picture will do just fine thanks. God I have no idea why he appears so evil, but he does. It would appear that British politicians are invading the Escapist, we should totally make our own super hero league...

 

[Cabisco]

It would appear that British politicians are invading the Escapist, we should totally make our own super hero league...

Good idea....

There are a fair few. Myself and Tom are the most prominant though.

Ah, well it's nice to see someone beat me to the punch. Wonder if they accept people who are clearly more of the villain type than hero.

 

[reg42]

Arrogant people. It's a good thing I'm so much more important than them.

 

[DanDeFool]

I hate drunk drivers. Almost became a goner today due to someone who obviously shouldn't have been able to hold the steering wheel. >_<

I don't know you but I'm sorry to hear that. Last week I was walking my lizard and almost got ran over by some house wife texting while driving.

You walk your lizard? :O!

Never text and drive, unless you are killed at it like I am. I'm glad you are safe. You and your lizard. ;O

YOU WERE KILLED AT IT!?! OMG!

No wonder you're not worried. I guess the undead probably don't have to worry much about traffic accidents. Unless traffic cops carry shotguns in your area.