I hate:
-Hypocrites
-Maths
-Baked beans
-Katie Price a.k.a Jordan
-Mondays
-Fanboys
-People who think that their problems are worse than anyone elses
-Snow
-"The cake is a lie!" (We get it, obvious Portal reference, now give it a rest)
-People who leech off you
-Channel 5 (UK)
-Westboro Baptist Church
-Ken from Street Fighter
-Neds (The scottish equivilant of chavs, only worse)
-Call of Duty (It was fine before the 4th one)
-Stupidity
-Bagpipes (I'm scottish, so this would probably be considered odd)
-Rene Descartes (Go through Philosophy for a year, and you'll see why I hate him)
-The Frankie Boyle gig I went to a few months ago (He started a new TV show a few nights later which had pretty much the exact same material, so I felt quite ripped off)
-Airplanes (I'm not scared of flying, I just hate being stuck in the same spot for several hours while my backside goes all numb)
Wow. I hate a lot of things.