What do you know about Norway?

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Playful Pony

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Ok, I know it's a really boring topic XD.

I watched this thing [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsOz79MqEqo] on YouTube, and suddenly all I could think of is what people from other places think about where I live! It's kinda impossible to look at my country with fresh eyes, I've lived here all my life...

How do you look at Norway? Have you ever even heard of the place? Hopefully I'll get a couple of replies at least, to satisfy my curiosity =3. Thanks!
 

Esotera

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I pretty much picture your existence like Trollhunter.

Ok, seriously I think it'd be a really beautiful place to live, and seems quite progressive and sensible compared to most of the world.
 

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I know that it's people are called Norwegians and that people live there, but that's about it.
 

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I visited Norway a few months ago.

Bergen: Filled with tourists and hot and smelly
Oslo: Nice city with friendly people and good attractions.
 

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I'll go by the questions in the video. Also, I'll be answering them before I watch the responses and without looking stuff on Google (so no, cheating):

What do you think when I say "Norway"?

The European country - it's in the north part, next to Sweden. It's also cold there.

Do you know where Norway is?

Yes - Scandinavian peninsula, next to Sweden, to the North of Denmark.

What language do they speak in Norway?

Norwegian. It's close to Swedish and Finnish, I think. Probably somewhat similar to Danish. I dunno, they may also be speaking English there as a second language. Or it's close enough to a second language.

What is the capital of Norway?

Oh, man, I utterly suck at geography. Erm...Oslo? Or Reykjavik (OK, I looked up the spelling, I didn't cheat otherwise)? I am 90% sure it's one of the two.

What are the colors on the Norwegian flag?

Ok, this was in the beginning of the video, but I still know (somewhat) it was a red flag with a blue cross, I wasn't sure on the white.

What do you know about Norway?

Well, frankly, most of what I know is written above. Erm, it's cold, and they have the ice things ("fjords", looked it up).
 

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I know the houses there have a funny looking ceiling. But then again, I guess all europeans houses do.

Ok, my knowledge about foreing countries is really limited sooo not much else I can say. I think it's the country with the highest HDI and that's all I know. So there ya go!
 

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That you are inferior to us, the Swedish master race! We once used to own you guys, remember why you celebrate your national day, eh?

So scram now! We don't need your large mountains, or your blooming economy, or your large ammounts of oil...or y...or your... you suck!

*runs away*
 

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From what I remember, it's a very wealthy country in northern Europe which gained it's independence from it's neighbour Sweden in 1905 and along with Iceland and Switzerland is one of few western European countries not to join the EU yet. It's largest industries are fishing and oil production I think. I haven't been there but I imagine it's rather cold and there's many vast forests around, also icy fjords. Everything is relatively expensive there. Sami people live at the very north of the country.
 

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My mind immediately goes to vikings, seriously I know nothing about Norway except that they are vikings.
[sub]You're still vikings, right?[/sub]
 

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By experience, I know that it's expensive as feck, by Swedish standards. Three days in Oslo ate all my money for breakfast and gave me an economic wedgie I'll never forget. Totally worth it, though. :3

It's a wonderful place, and Norwegian is such a upbeat, happy language. It just gets you in a good mood to hear it.

The flag is red, white and blue in the typical cross-formation and is mainly influenced by Dannebrogen (the Danish flag), which is fitting because it was the "original" of that flag design.
Norway isn't part of the EU (which is looking like the smarter choice by now, I must admit. Up yours, Brussels!) and got the oil. It's part of the whole Nordic progressive sensibility club, and is a very nice place to live. Taxes are a bit less astronomical than the neighbours, but they're still rather high. It does go towards a large welfare system, though.

Now when I think about it, Oslo is interesting in that it's pretty much reversed to most other Nordic cities when it comes to income and social class et cetera. In most Nordic cities, the inner city is the fashinable, well-maintained district, and the flats and services are typically expensive, while the lower classes are clustered around the city in suburb areas. Oslo works the other way around, for the most part. It was really the first time I noticed that fact, when it was turned the other way round.
On a similar note, I'm pretty sure I saw a full replica of that palace from Disney's Aladdin in the Grönland district, oddly. :p

Norway was invaded by the Germans in the second world war, but put up quite a fight considering their position. It has been in Danish and later Swedish hands, but proclaimed independence during the early 20'th century. Also, vikings. Danish and Norwegian vikings were the ones heading west, plundering, trading or just moving in with people along the way.

And last, least and most sadly, banana isn't actually called "guleböj" (yellowbend). :<

Kaleion said:
My mind immediately goes to vikings, seriously I know nothing about Norway except that they are vikings.
[sub]You're still vikings, right?[/sub]
Well, suppose there's a little viking in every Northerner. :p

(But in effect, no. Unless you ask the Neo-Nazis.)

IamQ said:
That you are inferior to us, the Swedish master race! We once used to own you guys, remember why you celebrate your national day, eh?

So scram now! We don't need your large mountains, or your blooming economy, or your large ammounts of oil...or y...or your... you suck!

*runs away*
*Whispers* They're in the NATO. We're not. Don't provoke them.

They might sick more frost trolls at us!
 

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All I know is its geographical location and capital. Don't know anything about it though. I would extrapolate from its neighbours that it is a progressive country with a large wefare state. I always lump Sweden, Norway and Finland together in my head. I believe (but please correct me if I'm wrong) that as well as sharing similar geography, they also have similar cultures and governments, what with them all being Nordic states.
 

Playful Pony

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IamQ said:
That you are inferior to us, the Swedish master race! We once used to own you guys, remember why you celebrate your national day, eh?

So scram now! We don't need your large mountains, or your blooming economy, or your large ammounts of oil...or y...or your... you suck!

*runs away*
We celebrate knowing we're rid of you lot! Once Sweden was out of our life we struck oil and all is going swimingly! ... Well, there was that whole nazi invasion thing... Details! Is it also not nice that you provide us with cheap bacon and candy in your highly convenient malls placed along the border?!

manic_depressive13 said:
I believe (but please correct me if I'm wrong) that as well as sharing similar geography, they also have similar cultures and governments, what with them all being Nordic states.
I'm not so sure about Finland to be honest, they don't mingle a lot with us Norwegians. Although there seems to be a constant bitter rivalry going on between Norwegians and Swedes, you shouldn't read too much into that. It's just in good fun really, we all love eachother X3. Sweden seems to have a slight edge on us as far as liberties and equality goes. Not by much, but I'm eager to close that gap and go beyond! Denmark is a good country with a jolly bunch of inhabitants, generally I think the rest of northern Europe adores Denmark, I know Norwegians do!
 

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What do I know about Norway just off the top of my head?

Ummm, good question.

Now that I think about it...not that much.

You're where the vikings came from. Your ancestors were the Norse part of 'The Norse Gods'.

Um...

Windmills?

HAGGIS---no, no-no-no-no! That's Scottish! I'm Scot-Irish, so I should know better than that!

Um...blondes!!! You've got tons and tons of breathtaking blondes and red heads!

The windmills are in Denmark, though.

 
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My dad says they have the hottest women on the planet there. He's travelled around the world, so I take that on good authority.

Also the Norwegians were the first people to dig up The Thing.
 

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It's a country in northern Europe. One of the ones in that funny shaped blob of land above proper Europe.

You have snow, vikings, trolls and racism.
 

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Oh, that's easy! They... uh... hm. Isn't that one thing in Norway? No? What about their... wait, does Norway even do anything?

Umm... Oslo?

[sub]I need to take some more Geography...[/sub]
 

Vault101

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its one of those really nice scandinavian countried

I once knew a guy from norway actually