Say no more! Say no more! A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat, he asked him knowingly!Googooguru said:
What do you look for in a girl?
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I'd like her to be a little crazy. Not batshit insane in either way, but I like it when a girl has something, i don't know, off about her. It's a bit odd, I know, but those are the kind of girls I attract, and the kind I like.
-A gamer, or at least has some respect for gaming. (If she's into retro gaming, then she instantly get's 50 points right there)
-Preferably not blonde
-An acceptable taste in music, mostly rock or metal related.
-No taller than me (5' 10")
-Doesn't need to go out to have a good time
-No organized religions
-Doesn't hate cats
-Doesn't object to casual drinking
-Enjoys watching movies whether they're good or bad
-Has a dumb sense of humor like me
-Smart, but not stuck up about it
-Doesn't take herself too seriously
-And...female reproductive organs?
-Preferably not blonde
-An acceptable taste in music, mostly rock or metal related.
-No taller than me (5' 10")
-Doesn't need to go out to have a good time
-No organized religions
-Doesn't hate cats
-Doesn't object to casual drinking
-Enjoys watching movies whether they're good or bad
-Has a dumb sense of humor like me
-Smart, but not stuck up about it
-Doesn't take herself too seriously
-And...female reproductive organs?
I check for a pulse and signs of intelligence and if she's willing to go out with me (usually the last one does no work out as well). 
...?Paksenarrion said:Bara_no_Hime said:
*minutes later*
Wait a minute, who am I kidding...
FFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Huh? How does that relate to...?
Are you suggesting you just, um, tried that activity with someone... and it did not go so well?
Or was that a reaction to my joke...?
I'm just not entirely sure how I'm supposed to take that. **confused**
I have a rather active imagination; this is why I don't like horror movies.Bara_no_Hime said:...?Paksenarrion said:Bara_no_Hime said:
*minutes later*
Wait a minute, who am I kidding...
FFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Huh? How does that relate to...?
Are you suggesting you just, um, tried that activity with someone... and it did not go so well?
Or was that a reaction to my joke...?
I'm just not entirely sure how I'm supposed to take that. **confused**
As soon as I read "my hand, to the wrist", I immediately...well...I at first imagined you with hopefully small and slender hands, but then I looked down at mine...
Please tell me you have small and slender hands.
I'm torn between horror and shameful curiosity...
^^;;Paksenarrion said:
I have long, slim fingers and a fairly narrow hand, yes.
Also, the only time I have attempted that particular move, the recipient in question was... very well stimulated before hand, no pun intended, and I worked up to it slowly.
2... 3.... 4..... and after four, all you really need to do is fold the thumb under and you're pretty much there. And the recipient is generally somewhere near delirium.
Actually, if a guy as a small enough hand, he can do it to a properly stimulated partner as well. It's very intense... and it usually leaves me pretty sore afterwards... but it's totally worth it.
I should perhaps mention that my spouse has fairly small hands as well. Actually, our hands are nearly the same length. I only mention it because I want to avoid giving you nightmares.
Um...I either have large mannish hands or I'm...smaller than the average bear. I tend to clump my fingers together when I'm at that stage, and even then, I can only fit up to just a bit past the second bend of my fingers. But then I can't use my thumb.Bara_no_Hime said:
Brown hair, glasses, smart, just someone to bounce ideas off of and someone to bounce ideas off of me. A creative partner as much as a romantic one. Also, someone who can deal with the whiplash of hearing Duran Duran's Rio being followed by Carcass' Symphonies of Sickness and Cake's Pressure Chief is ideal.