What Do You Look Like?

[Montezuma's Lawyer]

I look human enough to be convincing.

 

[Camembert]

Ok the boyfriend showed me how to get my webcam to take a picture.
Obviously its a crappy webcam picture.
And I had to take off my glasses cause they were reflecting.. so I couldn't see when I took the picture.

Spoiler: Me on left, boyfriend right

This is my `I can't see and I'm trying to take a picture` face

Whereabouts are you two from, I swear I recognise your boyfriend from somewhere.

 

[Phasmal]

The guy is the emperor from Gladiator.

You can see it too.

Not at all.
Crappy webcam photo is crappy anyway.
I hate photos so I have none.

 

[Phasmal]

mfw your post

It's hardly an insult, I fail to see why you cared enough to respond.

Saw it, thought `that's not right`.
Quoted, disagreed.
I didn't say I thought it was an insult, no need to get defensive, just don't agree.
Was a nonchalant `not at all`.
Fuck, I just had to look up how to spell that. My spelling's going down the drain.

 

[orangeban]

Well, I had to look in a mirror for this question, since I'm seriously bad with descriptions and need a constant visual reference.

I am/have:

-Probably average height (for a male assigned 15 year old).
-A very, very untidy, thick clump of hair. It isn't long, but there is a lot of it, bunched mainly around the top and sides. It'll probably have a scrunchie in it if you see me, because that's how I roll.
-A large-ish nose, with a pimply rash on the bridge caused by my glasses rubbing, probably.
-Glasses, duh.
-Brown eyes, that'll either be wide open and nervously darting about, or slightly closed, depending on what context you catch me in.
-White, very pale.
-Thin too, I'm quite light for my age, only 7 stone.
-Very thin eyebrows, for some reason my eyebrows grow really slowly.

Edit: Yeah, I'd post a picture but my webcams acting all funny.

You are 15 and you changed gender, am I reading that right? Seems rather young (not criticising you or anything).

Ha, no, I wish. I'd like to change gender, and that's kind of why I wear the scrunchie, pretty much the only feminine thing I own, but no, I've not gone through transition.

 

[orangeban]

Well, I had to look in a mirror for this question, since I'm seriously bad with descriptions and need a constant visual reference.

I am/have:

-Probably average height (for a male assigned 15 year old).
-A very, very untidy, thick clump of hair. It isn't long, but there is a lot of it, bunched mainly around the top and sides. It'll probably have a scrunchie in it if you see me, because that's how I roll.
-A large-ish nose, with a pimply rash on the bridge caused by my glasses rubbing, probably.
-Glasses, duh.
-Brown eyes, that'll either be wide open and nervously darting about, or slightly closed, depending on what context you catch me in.
-White, very pale.
-Thin too, I'm quite light for my age, only 7 stone.
-Very thin eyebrows, for some reason my eyebrows grow really slowly.

Edit: Yeah, I'd post a picture but my webcams acting all funny.

You are 15 and you changed gender, am I reading that right? Seems rather young (not criticising you or anything).

Ha, no, I wish. I'd like to change gender, and that's kind of why I wear the scrunchie, pretty much the only feminine thing I own, but no, I've not gone through transition.

Ah right, was just wondering. Thanks for explaining

You still have yet to post a photo, go on

Well, I did manage to fix my webcam (turned out is was a software problem, which explained a lot), so I may as well. Hang on one tic...

Spoiler

There, that's probably the best I could manage under my current lighting the conditions (how do you expect me to work under these conditions? Oh the humanity!)

 

[orangeban]

Well, I had to look in a mirror for this question, since I'm seriously bad with descriptions and need a constant visual reference.

I am/have:

-Probably average height (for a male assigned 15 year old).
-A very, very untidy, thick clump of hair. It isn't long, but there is a lot of it, bunched mainly around the top and sides. It'll probably have a scrunchie in it if you see me, because that's how I roll.
-A large-ish nose, with a pimply rash on the bridge caused by my glasses rubbing, probably.
-Glasses, duh.
-Brown eyes, that'll either be wide open and nervously darting about, or slightly closed, depending on what context you catch me in.
-White, very pale.
-Thin too, I'm quite light for my age, only 7 stone.
-Very thin eyebrows, for some reason my eyebrows grow really slowly.

Edit: Yeah, I'd post a picture but my webcams acting all funny.

You are 15 and you changed gender, am I reading that right? Seems rather young (not criticising you or anything).

Ha, no, I wish. I'd like to change gender, and that's kind of why I wear the scrunchie, pretty much the only feminine thing I own, but no, I've not gone through transition.

Ah right, was just wondering. Thanks for explaining

You still have yet to post a photo, go on

Well, I did manage to fix my webcam (turned out is was a software problem, which explained a lot), so I may as well. Hang on one tic...

Spoiler

There, that's probably the best I could manage under my current lighting the conditions (how do you expect me to work under these conditions? Oh the humanity!)

Dat res. If I had a penny for every pixel in the image I'd probably have to go on welfare.

jkjk

Eh, I'm tired and the internet was specifically designed to be a pain in the ass for me to use, invest in a magnifying glass

 

[Thespian]

Hmm. Okay. I haven't done this yet. Might as well D

Spoiler: Beware, if you are allergic to dapper, you probably won't survive.

Spoiler: Beware, if you are allergic to pensive, you probably won't survive.

Spoiler: Nothing special about this one. Or about me in general. My life is going nowhere. NOWHERE, YOU HEAR?

EDIT: DAMMIT Internet I need validation!

 

[Sean Hollyman]

Had to share this, this is the face of a boy who just saw the best film ever. Check my tshirt, yo. Swag.

 

[Sean Hollyman]

Ok the boyfriend showed me how to get my webcam to take a picture.
Obviously its a crappy webcam picture.
And I had to take off my glasses cause they were reflecting.. so I couldn't see when I took the picture.

Spoiler: Me on left, boyfriend right

This is my `I can't see and I'm trying to take a picture` face

Whereabouts are you two from, I swear I recognise your boyfriend from somewhere.

The guy is the emperor from Gladiator.

You can see it too.

Really, first thing I thought was John Stape.

 

[BlueberryMUNCH]

HAY LOOK HERE'S MY FACE

Spoiler: BLAM

That's me on the right:]

Spoiler: Here we go...

Just kidding that's a librarian from Metro 2033.

Spoiler: Right here's the real me.

I'm the one on the right, ruining the picture =D

Nono my friend, you make the picture amazing. Love it hahaha:3.

 

[JanatUrlich]

Stupid face

Spoiler

Unaware of the camera face

Spoiler

 

[Hagi]

I am of normal height (2.02 meters, it's not my fault the rest of the world is so ridiculously short).
I've got long hair, a programmer's tan and am build like a marathon runner.

Don't really feel like posting a picture so you'll have to use your imagination, I'm sure you'll manage to conjure up a decent enough approximation of me. Or not.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Me from two years ago. That picture gives me good memories from my trip to Europe. But that is my face.