I love kittens, because kittens rock. When one masturbates God kills one of these addorable creatures right? WRONG! Everytime you masturbate God only makes them cuter and stronger and they gain more and more power over us. The kittens will take control over the world! And shape it in their image and rule over us with their overwhelming cuteness! Come to think of it...that doesn't sound too bad...
Anyways....I love my family, friends,video games,chocolate, hot food, hot cars, and hot girls.