What Do You Not Like About Yourself?

[The Infamous Scamola]

Nothing really, but I'd make my lungs cancer-proof if I could.

I enjoy smoking... a lot.

 

[Mr.Squishy]

It would be easier to list the things I liked about myself....which happen to be my gorgeous eyes and usually kind demeanor...and that's it

 

[katsa5]

You sound like me, dude. I'm 5'0.
But I'm actually pretty satisfied with myself; could be better or worse. But what I don't like about myself is my tendency to 'Act before I think'. I know that sounds like something I could change on my own, but I would have to get rid of the 'happy-go-lucky' and 'energetic' parts of the personality to do that. Not worth the sacrifice.
(side note: yes, I tried it. Everybody likes the results, but I hated it. So forget them, I am who I am.)

 

[Jedamethis]

I am also 5'9"ish, and it bothers me.

Too short or too tall?

I'm too short for a guy.
Were I a lady, 5'2" would actually probably be ideal.

You should be happy!

Huh. You try being a 5'2 girl around half a dozen lads about 6ft tall at Escapism, you try having two people hold a conversation across the top of your head and you try having the regular "OMG you're so small!" when people find out your height, and then tell me 5'2 is okay.

Yeah, I have issues with it.

You're still taller than my mum, she's exactly 5 foot

 

[CheeseSandwichCake]

My work ethic (i.e. do nothing until the last day).

Damn my extreme amounts of laze.

Sadly this is all I have to hate about myself.

I have a fast metabolism so I never have to go lose weight, I'm fairly tall and I'm of above average intelligence... However I'm lazy as fuck, I never do anything until the very moment it needs to be completed and even though I usually score constant B's and C's on things it's still not a very good way to get things done at all.

 

[The Infamous Scamola]

Nothing really, but I'd make my lungs cancer-proof if I could.

I enjoy smoking... a lot.

That would be sort of cool too.
I don't smoke, but you know.
I might take it up if I decide I need another flaw.

(and you guys, I definitely do)

Every man needs a vice.

You should totally take up smoking too, living past the age of 35 is overrated anyway.

 

[Woodsey]

My work ethic (i.e. do nothing until the last day).

Damn my extreme amounts of laze.

Ha, got a similar problem, although I put it down to the fact that I work far better under pressure. I basically have to allow myself to go a little bit ape shit with panic, then got on with things.

OT: I've got pretty bad stage fright (although I'm not particularly quiet and will be one of the loudest when with mates), and I'm afraid it's going to hold me back with some things.

I've also managed to get everyone I know the impression I'm stupidly shallow, but that's just down to me not admitting what I really think/feel about shit (as in stuff, not faeces).

 

[Fairee]

Huh. You try being a 5'2 girl around half a dozen lads about 6ft tall at Escapism, you try having two people hold a conversation across the top of your head and you try having the regular "OMG you're so small!" when people find out your height, and then tell me 5'2 is okay.

Yeah, I have issues with it.

Hey, I would love to be an adorable chick.
I got stuck with being a relatively pretty guy.

I'm satisfied.
But you should take advantage of it.

How do I take advantage of being an overweight midget?

Also, you seem a bit more human than usual today. Are you feeling okay?

 

[Stoic raptor]

I wish my acne dissapeared.

 

[EeveeElectro]

Bwahh, where do I start.
I'm apprently 30kg overweight but I don't know what that is in stone/pounds.
No fashion sense. A tiny circle of friends.
An annoying OCD with germs...

 

[Trotgar]

I wish my social skills were kinda better.

 

[Jharry5]

I wish I was consistanly outgoing - somedays I'll be all for going out on the town and having a laugh, and at others I'll be crippled by self doubt and hardly leave my room.
I'd get rid of some of phobias too, as they can be a bit embarrassing when I'm out in public.
I'd make my acne go away too.

 

[ottenni]

Physically not much. There are things that irritate me but they arn't bad (like my stomach muscles).
I am however a bit lazy and very unmotivated and apparently i repress things, apparently.

 

[ottenni]

I am absurdly, absurdly drunk.

You know i think iv'e come to a realization. There are lots of people here who can type exceptionally well when they are drunk. I think the escapist community is very talented.

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

-snip-

I am absurdly, absurdly drunk.

And yet your spelling and punctuation remain perfect.
I don't know if you should be seen as a role model, or an evil uncle figure who tortures people in the basement.

OP: hmmm... I don't know if my sometimes over-active imagination is a bad thing...