What Do You Post As Your Facebook Satuses?

[TheRightToArmBears]

First off, no 'Facebook is awful, I'm above the sheeple, fnarr fnarr' please.

What type of thing do you usually post as your status? Do you regularly post a link to some bizarre news story? Do you share your feelings with your friends (god knows why)?

I tend to just post funny tidbits that I find. For example 'My uncle got crushed by a piano. His funeral was very low key' is what I've got currently. It's so bad it's funny. Failing any trends, what do you have right now?

 

[Marter]

I don't post status updates.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

My last Facebook update.
"...is getting his old-school on! Baldur's Gate and Fallout 1! Classics."

 

[sms_117b]

what ever, anything from being ill to how much mass I squatted in the gym that morning, currently it's:

Please, put this as your status if you know or are related to someone killed on Alderaan when it was obliterated by the Death Star. My wish is that you will understand that the Empire is a band of murdering scum.
The Rebel Alliance wants only to bring peace to the galaxy but the evil Empire continues to kill innocent civilians. 9...3% .....won't copy/paste this. Will YOU make this your status for at least one hour?

 

[HeySeansOnline]

Mostly bad drawings, videos of obscure mecha, and references to the realm of nerdiness. I also post serious stuff when the time calls for it, like when I need the homework from the day I missed, or I need help with something.

 

[TimeLord]

I post anything about myself or anything interesting. I sometime post the Motto of the Moment on Facebook.

Last status: Sam Broderick:[footnote]That's me by the way.[/footnote] is very sad

 

[Blue_vision]

I tend to just post funny tidbits that I find. For example 'My uncle got crushed by a piano. His funeral was very low key' is what I've got currently. It's so bad it's funny. Failing any trends, what do you have right now?

Haha that IS so bad it's funny.

Right now I just have a message reminding Torontonians to NOT VOTE FOR ROB FORD, which I'm going to try to keep or update with the same message until election day. Usually I just post random stuff.

But I get really angry at people that a) post every moment of their lives or b) post random things that are supposed to sound meaningful when they obviously have no emotion in them, and are basically grasping for attention.

 

[Leopard]

Ambiguous song lyrics that make me sound deep and meaningful.

 

[BRMXJzjsoawk321]

Last status update:

(Was a message I got on Steam)
4:14 PM - Ayame Sheknibe: HUNTER IS EVOLVING
4:14 PM - Ayame Sheknibe: DUN DUN DUN DUN
4:14 PM - Ayame Sheknibe: Hunter has evolved into loaf of rye

The things I tend to have as my status are completely irrelevant to the people I know in real life. > >

 

[Broken Boy]

I just post my quizzes that I do here & maybe Youtube vid's I like. Well that's mostly what I put up at the top now is my ( Rogue-You never met a back that wasn't worth stabbing.) badge.

 

[SimuLord]

Recent status updates:
"Wake Up Minions Dept.: So I have a beautiful girl in a loving embrace as she whispers words of love and affection in my ear and BEEP BEEP BEEP---FUCK YOU, ALARM CLOCK, AND FUCK HAVING TO GET UP EARLY ON A FRIDAY. Gods damn it all. For once I'm not having some horrible nightmare or flashback and then that shit has to ruin it. Me = PISSED THE FUCK OFF RIGHT NOW."

"Marketing Dept.: "Facebook Apps: Because keeping a Nintendo DS in your desk drawer to play real games isn't a socially acceptable waste of company time."

"You're Not Helping Dept.: Female Minions are advised that I'm happy for you, legitimately thrilled that you're in love and have great guys to snuggle at night...BUT IT REMINDS ME HOW FUCKING LONELY I AM. That is all."

And finally...

"Lessons Dept.: I get more "likes" for mentioning tits I've seen than for any other subject I write about. I ♥ you guys."

Facebook isn't a social networking tool. It's a content delivery platform, a whole new style of writing for someone entertaining and clever enough to take full advantage. Brevity is the soul of wit.

Follow mine: http://www.facebook.com/MysteryShipRadio Mention you're from the Escapist and get 30% off!

 

[Jedamethis]

I don't post status updates.

Yup, me neither.

 

[Ironic Pirate]

Random thoughts.

Last one, "Holy shit, the word bed, looks like a bed!"

 

[AfterAscon]

I don't post too many updates, but I usually do it to galvanise some sort of response/thought. For example a few months ago I posted: "hopes the binmen don't notice the blood on the binbag he just put out..." I got a few WTF type responses from that.

 

[T-Bone24]

I post no real updates on me, I use it as a vessel for terrible puns.

This one's for free:

"So, Stonehenge is still up? I guess Classic Rock is timeless."

 

[SuperSuperSuperGuy]

I usually tell jokes, put up funny quotes, recite lyrics and say what's on my mind at the time.

 

[Edorf]

Usually "Watching [Insert movie I'm watching here] "
or just random, not-so-important things.

Yesterday my status was "Shit's going DOWN on the typographical museum tomorrow!!" When we were having a "schooltrip" to the typographical museum of Stavanger.

 

[Death_Korps_Kommissar]

Random thoughts.

Last one, "Holy shit, the word bed, looks like a bed!"

Dude you just fucking blew my mind!
OT: Just random bollocks.
Bit of advice to everyone, stay away from Facebook when your drunk.
It might be a good idea at the time to declare that you think that the standard of beauty amongst the female sex in your idea is clever. Yah it really is not.