What Do You Post As Your Facebook Satuses?

[Joe Matsuda]

I used to post random quotes from comic books...

but now I post more "normal" statuses...

and left the comic book quotes to my brand-new-whydoievenhaveone-twitter

 

[TehIrishSoap]

I Update It Every Few Hours, Unlike My Friends.
I Made A Soap MacTavish Facebook Account With Over 1,000 Friends, And I Always Update To Keep Things Fresh.

 

[lcamps93]

I only post on facebook when i have the importance of a peice of information. Last facebook status update was : DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!!!!!!! xD (google if you dont know, seemed the majority of my "friends" on facebook didnt. Shame tis, oh aye total shame!

 

[EeveeElectro]

Usually a collection of random thoughts, funny videos or articles.
Looking at my page now though, all I seem to do is moan about being rejected from a lot of jobs...

 

[Private Custard]

Since I was tied into facebook up until early August due to arranging wedding and party photography, I've only recently managed to abandon the site. It's a good thing, all it did was depress me more, seeing everyone else enjoying life made me feel a shitload worse!

My last status update before I left went as follows,

*insert name here* feels like an alien. Sure, I can breathe the air on this planet, but everything else just feels fucked up.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

Oh, and btw, I find nothing more annoying than when people simply post nothing but jokes or song lyrics. It truly drives me insane.

Would this count as both, then?

'She's indecisive. She can't decide.'

Sean Kingston: Stating the obvious since 1990.

If anyone doesn't know, it's a line from Sean Kingston's song Eenie Meenie [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MvdI7W7-Z0]. As soon as I heard that line I facepalmed.

Anyway, I post about stuff that's happened/ is happening to me most of the time, and occasionally just make a joke or two (see above). If I feel like it then I will try and make it amusing but I won't go out of my way to fit a joke into the update if I can't be bothered to think of one. My last comment about something that's happened to me was today about my internet's annoying tendency to stop working recently:

You know those days when your internet provider just spends all day holding a big, neon 'FUCK YOU!' sign in your face as if you had just insulted it's mother? Welcome to my world, try the pizza.

And latest serious one, about International Wear a Hat Day:

I can't decide if I can be bothered to wear a hat today or not. I have an annoying tendency of hats always being too small for me.

So it varies a bit, but I usually try to amuse people on the occasions that I post an update on it.

 

[icyneesan]

Whatever I feel/doing/did.

Like everyone else

 

[Dango]

I rarely post status updates, and if I do they're usually just references to recent events with my friends.

 

[Mechsoap]

maybe if a huge event is happening, else i cant be bothered

 

[Naheal]

Recent status updates;

I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite post on the Citadel.

The passion for destruction is also creative passion.
-Mikhail Bakunin

I am more than just my appearance, name and title. I am me, but even then that only scratches the surface. I can say that I do all manner of things, but those are merely what I do. I am the sum of my upbringing and experiences, my environment and my culture, my viewpoints and those who are important to me, those who I've met and those who indirectly affect my life. I am all these things and so much more.

I'd have a battle of wits with you, but you appear to be unarmed.

It's 9/11. I'll honor the lives that were lost by continuing to live my life.

I will not fly into a rage and kill a messenger who brings me bad news just to illustrate how evil I really am. Good messengers are hard to come by.

 

[ColorfulObscurity]

It's usually things that happen to me, my thoughts, a stupid joke I thought up, or wishing a country a happy birthday.
My last few statuses were
"I just got the sudden urge to cosplay Mountie!Canada."
"I think my sinuses are about to explode"
"Mmmm... Dutch baby for breakfast."

But most of the time it's just "-EXPLODES-"

 

[shadyh8er]

I post things I could make a joke out of most of the time. Or something that might start a conversation. Like right now it's "Finally...read...Fight Club."

 

[Palademon]

My latest one:
Response to the question of "If God is omnipotent that could he make a stone so big he can't lift it?"
God has DBZ syndrome

 

[Doctor VonSexMachine]

I usually post shit about what's going on in my life that I want to share with friends. Right now it's been a lot about an ongoing dispute with my last employer.

 

[katsumoto03]

I vent my angst and post my songs of the day.

 

[blackflare]

i hardly use facebook so i hardly ever change my status but its usualy quotes from movies and games or exciting things that happened to me

 

[CJMacM]

I usually try to put something funny or clever or lame. I'm not good at doing that so I don't write new statuses very often.
My last one was "Happy 80th birthday, Adam West"

 

[2fish]

I don't updat too often, but when I do I tend to put up somthing that relates to what I am doing. "Gandhi eat Roman steel!" was one from Civ V. If i have to see peoples posts about crappy parties or relationship crap they can deal with whatever random crap is in my head.

Googly eyes!

 

[thylasos]

Generally speaking, either a request for information from coursemates or some information about what I'm doing / where I'm going that night in case other people I know would care to join me.

 

[SnipErlite]

Random thoughts.

Last one, "Holy shit, the word bed, looks like a bed!"

O_O

Cannot be unseen!

They say the word shark looks like a shark....


OT: Random thoughts I have, random smiles if I'm feeling happy, in-jokes from funny stuff that happened with friends, ehh...nothing too unusual.