What do you put on your hamburger? (throwing a party)

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Shoggoth2588

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Melt on some cheese. Other than that there's onion (be they raw or grilled), bulldog sauce and, mayo.

Depending on my mood though I would also put on either red-rooster sauce, mustard, fries, lettuce and/or, bacon.

Great idea for a party! Gotta try this some time.
 

blaqknoise

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- BBQ Sauce
- Ketchup
- Relish
- Mayo
- Mustard
- Cheese
- Bacon

That's about it I think...
 

Rednog

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I keep it simple; ketchup, cheese, pickles.
If there is more choice I throw on onions, lettuce, and tomatoes.
 

Bat Vader

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I tend to use Ketchup, Mustard, Bacon, Cheese, Mayonnaise, Sweet Relish, Onions, and Pickles. At times I will also have a few Jalapeno peppers put on it as well. Good stuff.
 

Josufu

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Usually just lettuce, tomato, onion, and cheese. Sometimes I'll use bacon, onion rings, barbecue sauce and cheese instead. It just depends on the mood. Either way, good stuff.
 

ohnoitsabear

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Ketchup. Just ketchup. Maybe bacon and cheese if I'm feeling in the mood for something exotic, but otherwise, just ketchup. And always, no fucking vegetables!!!

Also, real hamburgers are made from buffalo, not cow.
 

crudus

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I like lettuce (typically cail), onions, cheese, and ketchup. Though I usually like ot dip my burger in ketchup.
 

ImperialSunlight

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Ketchup, Mustard, Relish and Mayo if its available. Maybe some pickles. Onions are great, too. The hamburger HAS to be real, too. No veggie or fast food stuff. Oh, and cheese.
 

xdom125x

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I like to have burgers that have: raw onions, pickles, lettuce, grilled onions, peppers, and jalapeno peppers at once. The deliciousness brings a tear to my eye, or it might be the jalapenos. I would try to add bacon to that but I might be struck dead from pure happiness.
Or if I want a simple burger, either barbeque sauce or jalapeno mustard.
 

Eclectic Dreck

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When I make Hamburgers, the process is something like this. A word of caution: I don't really "measure" things when I cook and thus experimentation is wise.

The place I start is with the meat. While there are far healthier options, I use 80/20 meat (in other words, 20% of the mass is fat). While wildly unhealthy, this will yield a naturally juicy and delicious hamburger. I then season the meat with a combination of garlic powder, onion powder, salt and pepper and then add a quantity of crushed chipolte (a smoked pepper paste essentially). The latter if used sparingly imparts a sweet smokey flavor more than spice. Quantity on the latter is tricky - I simply add enough that it is obviously visually and tactically present.

The next step is in the cheese and here I expect I differ again. I opt for internal cheese. You can use any cheese but I've had the best results Gruyere which is admittedly a little pricy. Other winners were Asiago and Gouda.


Assembly simply involves making two patties, putting a quantity of shredded cheese (as much as your patty could hold with an inch on each side) on it and then joining the two patties together. I've generally found that this requires the construction of a relatively hearty burger as any patty smaller than a quarter pound is hard to put cheese in and properly seal but one need not worry much. After cooking, thanks to silly high fat content, the result is a patty that weighs closer to 1/3 pound.

Cooking the patty can be tricky as it will desperately want to form a meat football. Thus, placing a weighted and head resistant object on top is wise unless cooking on a Foreman style grill.

Such a burger stands well on it's own with excellent flavor and pleasant texture variations. If one opted for a milder cheese, using mild toppings is best (Mayo and Lettuce for example). Bolder cheeses allow for bolder condiments though I'd still steer clear from things like mustard. More or less, if you put enough work into the meat, a condiment is redundant in my book.
 

Dimitriov

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Thick cut bacon, tons of hot sauce, and tons of blue cheese with red onion slices.
 

Galletea

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Cheese, jalapeños, bacon and salsa, but the cheese should be between bacon and burger so it melts and I like jalapenos on top and salsa underneath as I find the underside of a decent bun to be a bit stronger than the top, and that is the best burger evar.

I prefer onion rings on the side, since the height of the burger shouldn't be bigger than my already-rather-large mouth.
 

White Lightning

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Was I the only one who found "Hi im throwing together a party for some of my friends, its going to be hamburgers" utterly hilarious? I don't know why but when I read that I almost pissed myself laughing.

OT: Bacon, Cheese, Onions, Pickles, Ketchup, and on the rare occasion Gravy.
 

Starik20X6

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If I'm going all-out:

Cheese
Lettuce
Tomato
Onion
Bacon
Beetroot
Fried Egg
Ketchup
Mustard
Occasionally Pineapple
 

Yopaz

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Hazy992 said:
Not necessarily at the same time but:

Bacon because bacon
Cheese
Fried onions
BBQ sauce. I know that sounds kinda weird but it's tasty.
That sounds really tasty.

OT: Most of the time when I make hamburgers I just do things simple.

Lettuce, Thousand Island dressing, cheese, garlic. If I have leftover salsa I also sue that.

If I have everything I need though...

Bacon (obviously), raw onion, French fries, lettuce, red peppers, cucumber, home made hamburger dressing, cheese and garlic.
 

DirgeNovak

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The best burger I've ever had had avocado, tomato, swiss cheese, bacon, mayo and hot sauce. And horse meat. Sorry, americans!