What do you ride into battle?

[InsomniacWolf]

A black and green strider from half life 2 that had a disintigration ray and a comfy chair on top.

 

[interspark]

dude! you don't kill raquaza! RAQUAZA KILLS YOU!!!!!!!!! seriously! it could tear up countries with its Draco Meteor!

I'm going to kick ass and chew bubble gum and I'm all out of gum.

you're also up against a raquaza which makes you pretty screwed on both fronts

 

[The Stonker]

dude! you don't kill raquaza! RAQUAZA KILLS YOU!!!!!!!!! seriously! it could tear up countries with its Draco Meteor!

I'm going to kick ass and chew bubble gum and I'm all out of gum.

you're also up against a raquaza which makes you pretty screwed on both fronts

You're wrong, Proton breath. I'll be done with you and still have time to watch Oprah!

 

[Sarah Kerrigan]

I ride that

Cookie to whoever can guess who it is/which comic it's from.

 

[interspark]

dude! you don't kill raquaza! RAQUAZA KILLS YOU!!!!!!!!! seriously! it could tear up countries with its Draco Meteor!

I'm going to kick ass and chew bubble gum and I'm all out of gum.

you're also up against a raquaza which makes you pretty screwed on both fronts

You're wrong, Proton breath. I'll be done with you and still have time to watch Oprah!

im afraid you be the one who's deluded! for no-one can both enjoy oprah AND be remotely kick-ass! the two are mutually exclusive!!! prepare to be turned into sushi by Dragon Claw!!! >:-D

 

[interspark]

I'd probs ride a:

His name is Paul.

there's something strangely "human" about them blobfish...

 

[interspark]

i will ride upon a flying whale
he will have a Monocle and a Top Hat
his name will be Johnathon

thread won, here, have a cookie

 

[EPolleys]

I believe this comic portrays my mount and method of riding into battle flawlessly http://www.moddb.com/groups/warhammer-40k-fans-group/images/warp-yeah#imagebox
Hell yeah

 

[Kajt]

Spoiler: Avion, the fifth colossi.

 

[[.redacted]]

Aha, I think I may have posted this before, but what the hell:

Spoiler: This, there is not really any other viable answer.

That's Katsguchi (and Mai), and that would be my companion.

Posted it before, but you know what? I don't care, it's still my answer =P

 

[The Stonker]

dude! you don't kill raquaza! RAQUAZA KILLS YOU!!!!!!!!! seriously! it could tear up countries with its Draco Meteor!

I'm going to kick ass and chew bubble gum and I'm all out of gum.

you're also up against a raquaza which makes you pretty screwed on both fronts

You're wrong, Proton breath. I'll be done with you and still have time to watch Oprah!

im afraid you be the one who's deluded! for no-one can both enjoy oprah AND be remotely kick-ass! the two are mutually exclusive!!! prepare to be turned into sushi by Dragon Claw!!! >:-D

Guess again, freakshow. I'm coming back to town, and the last thing that's gonna go through your mind before you die... is my size- 13 boot!

 

[Captain Schpack]

Petty mortals requiring grounded transportation.

I levitate.

And wear a suit.

 

[interspark]

dude! you don't kill raquaza! RAQUAZA KILLS YOU!!!!!!!!! seriously! it could tear up countries with its Draco Meteor!

I'm going to kick ass and chew bubble gum and I'm all out of gum.

you're also up against a raquaza which makes you pretty screwed on both fronts

You're wrong, Proton breath. I'll be done with you and still have time to watch Oprah!

im afraid you be the one who's deluded! for no-one can both enjoy oprah AND be remotely kick-ass! the two are mutually exclusive!!! prepare to be turned into sushi by Dragon Claw!!! >:-D

Guess again, freakshow. I'm coming back to town, and the last thing that's gonna go through your mind before you die... is my size- 13 boot!

and the last thing to go through your mind will be your feet! when raquaza flattens you with one hand!

 

[Ohhi]

I would ride a Raptor into of battle with a giant bastard sword strapped on my back with a calvary of Pteradactyls with my closest friends riding them each with an AK47 and an RPG strapped to their back.

 

[The Stonker]

dude! you don't kill raquaza! RAQUAZA KILLS YOU!!!!!!!!! seriously! it could tear up countries with its Draco Meteor!

I'm going to kick ass and chew bubble gum and I'm all out of gum.

you're also up against a raquaza which makes you pretty screwed on both fronts

You're wrong, Proton breath. I'll be done with you and still have time to watch Oprah!

im afraid you be the one who's deluded! for no-one can both enjoy oprah AND be remotely kick-ass! the two are mutually exclusive!!! prepare to be turned into sushi by Dragon Claw!!! >:-D

Guess again, freakshow. I'm coming back to town, and the last thing that's gonna go through your mind before you die... is my size- 13 boot!

and the last thing to go through your mind will be your feet! when raquaza flattens you with one hand!

My boot, your face; the perfect couple.

 

[Mr.Numbers]

I don't go into battle, I depend on my superior strategies and the skill of my trusted subordinates.


Probably a rocket propelled segway of death if I had to though

 

[DarthAchaeron]

I'd ride a Landspeeder, a la Return of the Jedi

 

[Mr.Wilson]

I would be straddling a cute but deadly pikachu, while having duly laser guns and humming the mortal combat theme song. while picking my Jewish nose.

 

[Hader]

GRIFFONS!

Because that's what Gray Wardens used to ride into battle!

Wynne told me all about them!

 

[Count Igor]

I call dibs on Toothless!

Nooo! That isn't Toothless!
Toothless can speak to Hiccup and he's the size of a head with one tooth!
Damn film!

OT: A walking Blue Whale.