What do you ride into battle?

[Athol]

Spoiler: I shall ride a white 1959 Cadillac hardtop coupe, and my enemies shall fall at my slightest touch.

 

[interspark]

and the last thing to go through your mind will be your feet! when raquaza flattens you with one hand!

My boot, your face; the perfect couple.

Aerial Ace! eat death, SUCKAAAAH!!!!

 

[The Stonker]

and the last thing to go through your mind will be your feet! when raquaza flattens you with one hand!

My boot, your face; the perfect couple.

Aerial Ace! eat death, SUCKAAAAH!!!!

Alien boys, there's a new sherif in town.

 

[MartianWarMachine]

When I come up with something really awesome, I'll let you know.

But fo now, I'm going to go with a Tripod from the War of the Worlds Musical. Not that that will be a surprise to anyone.

 

[rockera]

Spoiler

Dodge this

ninja'd still.. "yippy kiya mother fuckers!!"
I'd yell that all the way down.

OP:

Spoiler

if I asked him rrrrreeeaalllyyy nicely d'ya think he would let me? or just blast me to tartarus?