What do YOU taste like?

[JoshGod]

Bacon. I have had the bad luck to be able to smell myself while I burn. I smell of bacon ergo, I must taste of bacon. Stands to reason. Also, as bacon is the god of foods.... what does that make me?

Dinner!
OT
I taste rather bland, i suppose that's good for cannibals.

I hadn't thought of that answer. I was angling more for the God conclusion ;-)
By the way, check out a polish seasoning called vegeta. I think it may be a brand name. I don't care how bland you are, this stuff makes everything taste good.

Then surely it would taste better with bacon, no?

 

[ImNotHereAnymore]

I would taste like wasabi.

 

[ShyBunny]

Broccoli!

..

..what?

 

[gustcq]

creamy white chocolate

 

[Garrsus]

my finger tips taste like the poisen i killed people with *drops dead*

 

[Snake Plissken]

I taste like unicorn farts.

 

[icyneesan]

Sunshine, Lollipops, Rainbows, Everything!

 

[Rofl-Mayo]

I just licked myself. My hand tastes like Axe Twist so... yeah, I'd taste like Axe because everything I use is an Axe product. They won't like the way I'd taste I think.

 

[tokae]

I think I would taste kinda like mushrooms, though a bit salty...

 

[willofbob]

knock it off, pervert.

 

[PAGEToap44]

Hold on a sec...
*lick*
Hmmm, shampoo...

 

[Frotality]

lets see....i eat fairly healthy, mostly protein and whatever the hell fruits and veggies give you...

i taste like orange chicken, no doubt. when i binge on BBQ in the summer, then ill taste like pulled pork.