What do you think God is?

[Darkwolf9]

First off I want to say this is not a post for any particular religion to argue about what idea of God is better.

There are a lot of different ideas of what God could be or look like (Flying spaghetti monster, Giant universe laying chicken). I'd like to hear what creative idea's you all can come up with.

 

[Zemalac]

Well, I'm going to jump in here and say it before anyone else does: me. God is me.

Now that that's been said, maybe the rest will be original.

 

[Aardvark]

Curses, beaten to it.

 

[Mnemophage]

Realistically, God would be the collective consciousness of an unfathomably old precursor race. He/It/They permit and even encourage all the misfortunes of this world in order to watch our reactions; as such, He/It/They also prevent any of the cataclysmic cosmic disasters that, by all logic, should have already scoured our primitive mammalian butts off the planet from, well, doing so.

Unrealistically, I like the Norse pantheon, if only because I have an affection for cthonic goddesses, and Hel is the awesome, monster-spawned precursor.

 

[cuddly_tomato]

Am I the only one getting tired of religious threads?

Nope.

 

[Twilight_guy]

God is paradoxes and an entity that cannot be understood or comprehended by the human mind.

 

[CoverYourHead]

Am I the only one getting tired of religious threads?

Nope.

Agreed.

 

[FireFly90]

A character in the bible. Honestly he is!

 

[superbleeder12]

If god did exist, then it would be something completely unfathomable. Our puny human minds wouldn't be able to conceptualize the image, we would go mad.

I enjoy H.P. Lovecraft

 

[The Iron Ninja]

An Owl.

 

[Baonec]

"What do you think God is?"
A: Bored
Also religeous threads are done at least for now please no more.

 

[Darkwolf9]

Am I the only one getting tired of religious threads?

I did it because I've been replying to "serious" religious threads all day. I wanted to hear something interesting or goofy not complaining.

 

[Galletea]

God is a good argument for a thread that descends into flaming.
God is a construct that encourages hope and unity among people.
If I believed in God he'd look like this:

Spoiler

Not terribly original I know. But I like that version.

 

[SL33TBL1ND]

I'm gonna say.... Non-Existant, ahahaha. Right, now for a more helpful approach. I like to think of him as a sort of business man. Grey suit, dull voice and very easy to irritate. While the devil on the other hand wears a white tux, with a rose in the breast pocket. Whith neat white silvery hair and a sort of posh English voice, who sounds like he is wasting his time by talking to you. On top of this he has an awesome looking pocket watch. If you haven't guessed I like the second one better.

 

[rottenbutter]

I've said it before, and I'll say it again,

Spoiler: This is my god

Hail to the king, baby.

 

[black lincon]

God is an omnipresent ethereal entity who's form bears no real consequence on his objectives or existence. It doesn't matter what god looks like, but instead that his message is heard, or ignored, by man.

 

[Darkwolf9]

I've said it before, and I'll say it again,

Spoiler: This is my god

Hail to the king, baby.

That is freaking sweet.

 

[rottenbutter]

I've said it before, and I'll say it again,

Spoiler: This is my god

Hail to the king, baby.

That is freaking sweet.

Yes, yes it is.

 

[SimuLord]

I believe the question is not "what God is" but rather "what the gods are". I'm polytheistic.