What Do You Think Is Inside Gman's Suitcase?

[Kajt]

There's one of those really short circus clowns inside it.

 

[Omikron009]

You can look inside it with gmod. Papers, pencil, 9mm. I was disappointed, to say the least.

 

[Jamous]

Everywhere, Everywhen and Everything. Or perhaps just a kitten with it's lolcat compatriots: The Gman's TRUE Identity.

Tis why he seems so nefarious.

 

[Jamous]

A G-sammich made by his G-wife made in her G-kitchen in their G-house which their G-dog nearly ate.

Does she have a G-spot?

For some reason the idea of a G-dog cracked me up. I wonder if there are any G-kids? And what does he do when he gets home from work? Feet up on the table and infront of the tube?

Dog in a suit with a bark that mysteriously sounds like 'Freeman'.

 

[A Raging Emo]

Marcelus Wallace's dirty laundry.

DAMNIT!

You beat me to it.

 

[J.E.T.]

I saw it myself I cheated and went into noclip mode and phased into the suitcase on the last bit inside the tram on half life 1 there is a funkey looking pistol and some documents inside.

 

[AMCization]

God

 

[HT_Black]

There's nothing inside it-- the whole thing is a TARDIS, and he uses it by jumping inside it; that's how he always disappears like that!

...Either that or a ho' house-in-a-box.

EDIT: Actually...Where do you think that portal at the end of HL1 led? Right into his handy-dandy briefcase, of course!

EDIT 2: Or maybe it's the ultimate question.

 

[Vanquishuer]

mechanics, like in the new terminator movie (cause when i noclipped in the original HL he wouldnt just fucking die)

 

[EMFCRACKSHOT]

27 alaskan midgets and a hammer

 

[Russian_Assassin]

I believe it is Duke Nukem Forever, the version that Yahtzee reviewed! Or maybe some porn. I'd go with porn.

 

[megapenguinx]

Candy, lots of it

 

[ExaltedK9]

I am in the Gman's suitcase.

So he DOES use it to carry his lunch?

 

[TriggerHappyJoe]

There's nothing inside it-- the whole thing is a TARDIS, and he uses it by jumping inside it; that's how he always disappears like that!

...Either that or a ho' house-in-a-box.

EDIT: Actually...Where do you think that portal at the end of HL1 led? Right into his handy-dandy briefcase, of course!

EDIT 2: Or maybe it's the ultimate question.

So all of half life 2 takes place in his suitcase?

 

[HT_Black]

Actually...Where do you think that portal at the end of HL1 led? Right into his handy-dandy briefcase, of course!

So all of half life 2 takes place in his suitcase?

That's right. The entire thing.

 

[Yossarian90]

It's a pistol. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WatbUygUKbc]

He wins, but maybe he's changed up since then. Personally I think he has his copy Gaymen monthly, some doritos and a key to the universe.

 

[Thegreatoz]

It is filled with tic-tacs, he has really bad breath.

 

[Therumancer]

Probably already said, but I think it's the same Suitcase from Pulp Fiction which is intended to make you go "what the heck was in the suitcase"?

Now granted Torintino did allegedly say that the crime lord's soul was in the suitcase and there were clues about this in the movie.


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