What Do You Think Is the Most Badass Animal?

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Here Comes Tomorrow

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Discounting humans, I have to go with the ant.

It's able to create complex structures, forms concrete societies, functions as a team to accomplish amazing things all despite its small size. It can hunt prey several hundred times its size, form a living lifeboat through the power of infrastructure, engages in primitive forms of farming, animal husbandry, and even slavery... they are simply incredible, I don't think any other animal (except Man obviously) compares to the ingenuity of the ant.

I've got a boner for eusocial animals in general though, the ants are only the apex eusocial creature.
But what ant?

I'm going to assume bullet ants. They didn't get that name because of their shape or size, let me tell you that.

Also the scream as they drop from trees to shoot you with their ass.
 

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Sonmi said:
Discounting humans, I have to go with the ant.

It's able to create complex structures, forms concrete societies, functions as a team to accomplish amazing things all despite its small size. It can hunt prey several hundred times its size, form a living lifeboat through the power of infrastructure, engages in primitive forms of farming, animal husbandry, and even slavery... they are simply incredible, I don't think any other animal (except Man obviously) compares to the ingenuity of the ant.

I've got a boner for eusocial animals in general though, the ants are only the apex eusocial creature.
But what ant?

I'm going to assume bullet ants. They didn't get that name because of their shape or size, let me tell you that.

Also the scream as they drop from trees to shoot you with their ass.
The formidae in general.

While the bullet ant's incredibly potent venom is no doubt astonishing, the one thing I admire about the ant is its capacity to form impressive social structures. Sure, they're physically incredible as well, but that's not the reason they're so formi-dable (hohohoh!).
 

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The Tardigrade.


Pictured: badassery incarnate.

To quote wikipedia:
Tardigrades are notable for being perhaps the most durable of known organisms: they can survive extreme conditions that would be rapidly fatal to nearly all other known life forms. They can withstand temperature ranges from -272 ?C (close to absolute zero) to about 150 ?C, pressures about six times greater than those found in the deepest ocean trenches, ionizing radiation at doses hundreds of times higher than the lethal dose for a human, and the vacuum of outer space. They can go without food or water for more than 30 years, drying out to the point where they are 3% or less water, only to rehydrate, forage, and reproduce.
Yeah, you read that correctly. These little bastards can survive in fucking space.
Yes, the Tardigrade gets my vote too..
These little bastards can replace their cell contents with trehalose to prevent cell death.

My other choice of course would be viruses, but it is still considered debatable whether or not they are living or non living to begin with.
 

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Bdelloids. They can survive high levels of radiation and take DNA from other species to add it to themselves.

Bdelloid rotifers are tiny invertebrates with unusual characteristics: they withstand stresses, such as desiccation and high levels of ionising radiation, that kill other animals, and they have survived over millions of years without sexual reproduction, which contradicts theories on the evolutionary advantages of sex. In this study, we investigate another bizarre feature of bdelloids, namely their ability to acquire genes from other organisms in a process known as horizontal gene transfer (HGT). We show that HGT happens on an unprecedented scale in bdelloids: approximately 10% of active genes are ?foreign,? mostly originating from bacteria and other simple organisms like fungi and algae, but now functioning as bdelloid genes.
(source [http://journals.plos.org/plosgenetics/article?id=10.1371/journal.pgen.1003035])

 

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"Bah! You land-dwellers and your adaptive evolution... Who needs it? I JUST EAT EVERYTHING!!!"
 

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As an aside, I remember reading about this little candidate a while back... and while the tardigrade is resilient, the mantis shrimp is an amazing predator and ants are fascinating colonists, turritopsis dohrnii brings something to the equation that is almost unprecedented in nature: the Immortal Jellyfish is, biologically, immortal.
 

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FalloutJack said:
"Bah! You land-dwellers and your adaptive evolution... Who needs it? I JUST EAT EVERYTHING!!!"
Love great whites. Cannot believe that they can be preyed upon by those dopey looking killer whales.

Incidentally, if ancient and or extinct animals are acceptable, I think that the Megalodon should get a nod, as a superpredator that had no direct competition across all of the seas (as far as we understand the fossil record at this time).

There is a theory that raptoran whales, the ancestors of the killer whales, drove them to extinction, but aside from the possibility of over-hunting newborn and juvenile megalodon, I personally can't see it as the main reason, rather as a contributing factor among others, such as supposed cannibalism, climate change and exhaustion of prey animals. But I'm no scientist.
 

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Sonmi said:
Discounting humans, I have to go with the ant.

It's able to create complex structures, forms concrete societies, functions as a team to accomplish amazing things all despite its small size. It can hunt prey several hundred times its size, form a living lifeboat through the power of infrastructure, engages in primitive forms of farming, animal husbandry, and even slavery... they are simply incredible, I don't think any other animal (except Man obviously) compares to the ingenuity of the ant.

I've got a boner for eusocial animals in general though, the ants are only the apex eusocial creature.
Well the slave maker ant definitely has a better excuse than humans did: they have become so specialized towards slavery that they are incapable of surviving without it.
 

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the December King said:
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I vote for the Saltwater Crocodile. There are many reasons to think that this is a cool animal, but the best one for me is because it is the only animal I read about that preys on people on a (semi) regular basis.
Also, they are smart. When traveling in their territory, don't return the same way you went out, they will wait in ambush on the route for you to come back.
Great point. And they just look like they should kick all of the ass. They embody the whole "pre-feather old-school dinosaur/ prehistoric monster" look to a tee.
Mind you, in Africa, after humans and mosquitos, it's hippos that kill the most people...though way, way behind those two, but ahead of lions and crocs over there. I suspect some of those would be because hippos might not look scary the way crocs do, at least to people who don't live near them.
Totally true. Hippos will kill nile crocs, too. A dangerous animal, to be sure.

But, and to be perfectly blunt, I find hippos look oafish.
Ah, but which is more dangerous, the 80's action hero in a ninja costume that looks like trouble, or the comedy sidekick that stabs you in the back with no warning?
 

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Humans! ...Already answered.
Tardigrades! ...Already answered.
Mantis Shrimp! ...Already answered.
Komodo Dragon! ...Provided in the OP!
*Cries in a corner*
...Tigers I guess?
*Sobs*
 

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Well, Tardigrade has already been put, so I'll just add the Tardigrade song:

 

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Hippo don't care. Hippo got things to do. Hippo got places to be.
The creature that single-handedly causes more human deaths than any other animal in Africa.
 

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FalloutJack said:

"Bah! You land-dwellers and your adaptive evolution... Who needs it? I JUST EAT EVERYTHING!!!"
Not only that, but they're badass enough that Evolution has decided "Yeah we can't improve these guys AT ALL, so let's just let them keep the same form and shape for thousands upon millions of years. They good."
Also, you know that joke about how Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits? That's sharks. Sharks don't sleep. They wait... and not for long.
 

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Johnny Novgorod said:
The creature that single-handedly causes more human deaths than any other animal in Africa.
Other than humans. And mosquitos.

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Not only that, but they're badass enough that Evolution has decided "Yeah we can't improve these guys AT ALL, so let's just let them keep the same form and shape for thousands upon millions of years. They good."
Also, you know that joke about how Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits? That's sharks. Sharks don't sleep. They wait... and not for long.
Crocodiles haven't evolved for millions of years either. Neither have mosquitos.

Or Chuck Norris jokes.
 

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All my first picks have already been mentioned, so I'm going with a fall-back: The Cookie-cutter shark!

Yeah, you're laughing now, but let me ask this: How many other beasties out there can you name that have attacked military submarines and caused so much damage to them that the submarines in question were forced to retreat back to base?
 

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Depends on your definition of "badass."
If we're talking objective statistics, the yes, tardigrades or water bears are the clear winners;



They can survive in the vacuum of space and still reproduce! They can survive the hottest depths of our oceans, radioactivity, fuckin everything! Cockroaches ain't got shit on these life achievers.
"If you go into outer space without protection, you'll die.
The lack of pressure would force the air in your lungs to rush out. Gases dissolved in your body fluids would expand, pushing the skin apart and forcing it to inflate like a balloon. Your eardrums and capillaries would rupture, and your blood would start to bubble and boil. Even if you survived all that, ionising radiation would rip apart the DNA in your cells. Mercifully, you would be unconscious in 15 seconds.

But one group of animals can survive this: tiny creatures called tardigrades about 1mm long. In 2007, thousands of tardigrades were attached to a satellite and blasted into space. After the satellite had returned to Earth, scientists examined them and found that many of them had survived. Some of the females had even laid eggs in space, and the newly-hatched young were healthy.
It's not just the harsh environs of outer space that tardigrades can survive in. The little critters seem adept at living in some of the harshest regions of Earth. They have been discovered 5546m (18,196ft) up a mountain in the Himalayas, in Japanese hot springs, at the bottom of the ocean and in Antarctica. They can withstand huge amounts of radiation, being heated to 150 ?C, and being frozen almost to absolute zero.
How do these seemingly insignificant creatures survive in such extreme conditions, and why have they evolved these superpowers? It turns out that tardigrades have a host of tricks up their sleeves, which would put most organisms to shame.

Tardigrades, at first glance, are intimidating. They have podgy faces with folds of flesh, a bit like a Doctor Who monster. They have eight legs, with ferocious claws resembling those of great bears. Their mouth is also a serious weapon, with dagger-like teeth that can spear prey.

But there's no need to worry. Tardigrades are one of nature's smallest animals. They are never more than 1.5 mm long, and can only be seen with a microscope. They are commonly known as "water bears".
There are 900 known species. Most feed by sucking the juices from moss, lichens and algae. Others are carnivores, and can even prey on other tardigrades.
They are truly ancient. Fossils of tardigrades have been dated to the Cambrian period over 500 million years ago, when the first complex animals were evolving. And ever since they were discovered, it has been clear that they are special.

Tardigrades were discovered in 1773 by a German pastor named Johann August Ephraim Goeze. Three years later, the Italian clergyman and scientist Lazzaro Spallanzani discovered that they had superpowers.
Spallanzani added water to sediment from a rain gutter, and looked under a microscope. He found hundreds of little bear-shaped creatures swimming around. In his book "Opuscoli di Fisica Animale, e Vegetabile", he named them "il Tardigrado", meaning "slow-stepper", because they moved so slowly.

In truth, this wasn't a first. Back in 1702, the Dutch scientist Anton van Leeuwenhoek sent a letter to the Royal Society in London, entitled "On certain animalcules found in the sediment in gutters on the roofs of houses". He took dry, apparently lifeless dust from a gutter and added water. Using a microscope of his own devising, Leeuwenhoek found that within an hour many small "animalcules" became active, and began swimming and crawling around.
These animals were rotifers, tiny aquatic creatures that look like they have wheels on their heads. They could seemingly survive months without water.
However, tardigrades may be able to survive without it for decades. In 1948, the Italian zoologist Tina Franceschi claimed that tardigrades found in dried moss from museum samples over 120 years old could be reanimated. After rehydrating a tardigrade, she observed one of its front legs moving.
This finding has never been replicated. But it does not seem impossible. In 1995, dried tardigrades were brought back to life after 8 years.

For most animals, life without water is completely impossible.
"When a typical cell dries out its membranes rupture and leak, and its proteins unfold and aggregate together, making them useless," says extremophile researcher Thomas Boothby of the University of North Carolina in Chapel Hill. "DNA will also start to fragment the longer it is dry."

Somehow tardigrades avoid all this. "Since water bears can survive drying, they must have tricks for preventing or fixing the damage that cells like ours would die from," says Boothby.
How do they do it? One of the key discoveries came in 1922, courtesy of a German scientist named H. Baumann. He found that when a tardigrade dries out it retracts its head and its eight legs. It then enters a deep state of suspended animation that closely resembles death.
Shedding almost all the water in its body, the tardigrade curls up into a dry husk. Baumann called this a "Tonnchenform" (accent on the first "o" though the escapist don't do accents apparently), but it is now commonly known as a "tun". Its metabolism slows to 0.01% of the normal rate. It can stay in this state for decades, only reanimating when it comes into contact with water.

Besides tardigrades, some nematode worms, yeast and bacteria can also survive desiccation. They do this by making a lot of a particular sugar called trehalose. This sugar forms a glass-like state inside their cells that stabilises key components, such as proteins and membranes, which would otherwise be destroyed.

Trehalose can also wrap itself around any remaining water molecules, stopping them from rapidly expanding if the temperature rises. Rapidly expanding water molecules are dangerous because they can rupture cells, which can be fatal.
You might expect that tardigrades would use this trick to survive drying, but according to Boothby, only some species seem to make trehalose. "Some species do not appear to contain trehalose, or make it at such low levels that the sugar is undetectable," he says.
"This suggests that tardigrades might have unique tricks for surviving desiccation," says Boothby. "We know that, as they start to dry out, tardigrades make protectants that allow them to survive becoming completely dry. But what exactly these protectants are is still a mystery."

When tardigrades start to dry out, they seem to make a lot of antioxidants. These are chemicals, like vitamins C and E, that soak up dangerously reactive chemicals. This may mop up harmful chemicals in the tardigrades' cells.

Tardigrades face a particular threat from "reactive oxygen species". These substances are produced as by-products of normal cell function, but can break down the main components of a cell, including its DNA. Animals exposed to environmental stress often have lots of them floating around.
The antioxidants may explain one of tardigrades' neatest abilities. If a tardigrade stays in its dry tun state for a long time, its DNA gets damaged. But after it reawakens it is able to quickly fix it.
It's clear that the tun state is key to tardigrades' ability to cope with being dried out. But long before Baumann discovered it, tardigrades had revealed other superpowers.

For starters, they seem not to care what temperature it is. In 1842 a French scientist named Doy?re showed that a tardigrade in its tun state could survive being heated to temperatures of 125 ?C for several minutes. In the 1920s, a Benedictine friar named Gilbert Franz Rahm brought tardigrades back to life after heating them to 151 ?C for 15 minutes.

Rahm also tested them in the cold. He immersed them in liquid air at -200 ?C for 21 months, in liquid nitrogen at -253 ?C for 26 hours, and in liquid helium at -272 ?C for 8 hours. Afterwards the tardigrades sprang back to life as soon as they came into contact with water.
We now know that some tardigrades can tolerate being frozen to -272.8 ?C, just above absolute zero. To put that into perspective, the lowest temperature ever recorded on Earth was a balmy -89.2 ?C in central Antarctica in 1983. The tardigrades coped with a profound chill that does not occur naturally and must be created in the lab, at which atoms come to a virtual standstill.

The biggest hazard tardigrades face in the cold is ice. If ice crystals form inside their cells, they can tear apart crucial molecules like DNA.

Some animals, including some fish, make antifreeze proteins that lower the freezing point of their cells, ensuring that ice doesn't form. But these proteins haven't been found in tardigrades.
Instead it seems tardigrades can actually tolerate ice forming within their cells. Either they can protect themselves from the damage caused by ice crystals, or they can repair it.
Tardigrades may produce chemicals called ice nucleating agents. These encourage ice crystals to form outside their cells rather than inside, protecting the vital molecules. Trehalose sugar may also protect those that produce it, as it prevents the formation of large ice crystals that would perforate the cell membranes.

But while we have some idea of how tardigrades cope with the cold, we have no idea how they cope with heat. At scorching temperatures like 150 ?C, proteins and cell membranes should unravel, and the chemical reactions that sustain life cease to happen.
The most heat-tolerant organisms known are bacteria that live around the edges of hydrothermal vents in the deep sea. They can still grow at 122 ?C. If Rahm is to be believed, tardigrades can survive even higher temperatures.
Many animals that have evolved to live in hot places, like hot springs and scorching deserts, produce chemicals called heat shock proteins. These act as chaperones for proteins inside cells, helping them keep their shape. They also repair heat-damaged proteins.

That's all well and good, but there is no conclusive evidence that tardigrades produce these chemicals. Factor in the other things they can survive, and the picture becomes even more baffling.
In 1964, scientists exposed tardigrades to lethal doses of X-rays and found that they could survive. Later experiments showed they can also cope with excessive amounts of alpha, gamma and ultraviolet radiation ? even if they're not in the tun state.
Radiation was one of the biggest threats facing the tardigrades sent into space in 2007. Those exposed to higher levels of radiation fared worse than those protected, but the mortality rate was not 100%.

They can also cope with extreme pressure that would squash most animals flat, according to a study published in 1998 by Kunihiro Seki and Masato Toyoshima of Kanagawa University in Hiratsuka, Japan. They found that tardigrades in the tun state could survive a pressure of 600 megapascals (MPa).

This is beyond anything they might encounter in nature. The deepest part of the sea is the Challenger Deep in the Mariana Trench in the Pacific Ocean, which goes down 10,994 m. There, the water pressure is around 100 MPa. Somehow the tardigrades survived six times that.
At these crushing pressures, proteins and DNA are ripped apart. Cell membranes, which are composed of fat, become solid like butter in a fridge. Most microorganisms stop metabolising at 30 MPa, and bacteria can't survive much beyond 300 MPa.
The sheer variety of stressors that tardigrades can survive is almost dizzying. But maybe the explanation is surprisingly simple.

Extreme heat and cold, radiation and high pressures all have one thing in common: they damage DNA and other bits of the tardigrades' cells. Heat and cold both cause proteins to unfold, stick together and stop working. Radiation tears up DNA and other crucial molecules. High pressures solidify the fatty membranes around cells.

So if all the stressors cause similar problems, maybe the tardigrades only need a handful of tricks to survive them. "Nobody knows for sure," says Boothby. But "there are certainly some good reasons to think that overlapping strategies might be used to cope with some of these extremes."

For instance, being dried out and being exposed to radiation both damage the tardigrades' DNA. "So it would make sense that tardigrades response to these two conditions in a similar way," says Boothby: by making antioxidants and repairing the damaged DNA.

If that's true, tardigrades' resistance to radiation is a happy accident: a side-effect of their adaptation to sudden drought. Similarly, freezing a tardigrade and drying it out both cause the same problem: not enough liquid water in the animal's cells.
Oddly enough the tun state, their most famous trick, is also the least versatile. "Tardigrades can survive freezing, radiation, and low-oxygen conditions without forming a tun," says Boothby. "So the tun state is probably a specific adaptation for dealing with or slowing water loss." However it does also allow them to survive extreme pressure.

This idea, that tardigrades are only using one or two survival tricks, might help explain the other big question about them: why do they bother?
They have evolved to cope with environments so extreme, they don't even exist on Earth
Unlike bacteria that live in boiling hot springs or other extreme sites, most tardigrades live in relatively unremarkable places. They tend to live in or near water, and there's nothing a tardigrade likes more than a good chunk of moss and lichen. Their lives aren't even that exciting: while most creatures their size dart about frantically, tardigrades are sluggish.
Yet despite their rather tedious lifestyle, they have evolved to cope with environments so extreme, they don't even exist on Earth.

Or rather, some of them have. The oldest and most primitive group of tardigrades, the Arthrotardigrada, cannot survive extreme conditions or suspend their metabolism. These more vulnerable creatures offer a clue to why the other tardigrades got so tough.

Arthrotardigrada only live in the ocean. It's only land-dwelling and fresh-water species that have the extreme survival skills. That suggests leaving the ocean was the key.

"One reason that marine tardigrades aren't as good at surviving extremes is that they just don't need to be," says Boothby. "Oceans are so big that they don't undergo rapid changes in temperature or salinity, and they certainly don't dry up overnight."
By contrast, the land is dangerously changeable. Tardigrades need a thin layer of water around their bodies to breath, eat, mate and move around. But in many parts of the land, drought is a risk. "The tardigrades that live in these places need to be able to cope when their environments suddenly change," says Boothby.

So it makes sense that land-dwelling tardigrades would evolve a way to survive suddenly being dried out. It was a matter of survival. What's more, once they had it, the land tardigrades could exploit new habitats. Today they can be found in some of the driest places on Earth, where other animals cannot survive.

But this idea just raises another question. If being able to survive drying out is so useful for land animals, why don't they all do it? Why didn't frogs, earthworms and humans evolve the same ability?
Similarly, why can't other animals survive the heat, cold and radiation that tardigrades can? Perhaps the question isn't why tardigrades are so tough, but why other animals are so vulnerable.

"There are probably several reasons why more animals and plants haven't evolved the tardigrades' abilities," says Boothby. "Many animals probably just don't need to. They either don't live in environments that can quickly dry out, or they can develop ways of avoiding drying out, like the camel."

But beyond that, there are surely costs to the tardigrades' abilities ? costs that other animals have avoided paying. In particular, going into the tun state is a risky decision.
"When a tardigrade completely dries out, it becomes inactive and is unable to actively avoid dangers in its surroundings," says Boothby. An inactive tardigrade might not die of thirst, but it could get eaten. "We know that a lot of desiccation-tolerant organisms have to make xenoprotectants: molecules that keep bacteria and fungi from basically eating them while they are in their inactive state."

It may be that becoming as tough as a tardigrade wouldn?t pay off for other animals. But it has worked for them. They are 500 million years old and live all over the planet, so they aren't going anywhere."

Source: http://www.bbc.co.uk/earth/story/20150313-the-toughest-animals-on-earth



If we're talking testosterone tainted badass, then honey badgers.

If we're talking smartass badass, then crows, or whales or dolphins, I don't fucking know...it's hard to communicate.

If we're talking scary badass, then squid. They are terrifying and mysterious. Capable of some nasty yet intelligent stuff.

If we're talking current personal achievement badass, then yes, I guess humans. But I certainly wouldn't consider the local village drunk shouting at himself while masturbating "badass". Or anybody I know, especially me.