Chile decides it needs more desolate uninhabitable land, so it invades Iceland.
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Hilarity insues?
What do you think is the most unlikely counrty / place to do a war game about :D
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Most unlikely place? Battlefield: Antarctica. You must defend McMurdo Sound against... oh I don't know... seals?
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Inb4 Switz-
Okay, I should've seen that coming.
OT: Apart from Mercenaries 2 and one of the levels in MGS4 you don't see too many conflicts in South American locales. Perhaps they could look at somehing like the Portuguese Empire's or Argentina's conquests.
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Okay, I should've seen that coming.
OT: Apart from Mercenaries 2 and one of the levels in MGS4 you don't see too many conflicts in South American locales. Perhaps they could look at somehing like the Portuguese Empire's or Argentina's conquests.
Crap...all the good answers have been taken already.
I suppose I could say Canada, if for nothing else to see if ANYONE would take the movie "Wag the Dog" seriously enough to think someone might actually smuggle a small explosive device out of that country.
Or maybe...
"We shall wage war so we can take over...BELIZE!"
"Belize? REALLY?!?"
I suppose I could say Canada, if for nothing else to see if ANYONE would take the movie "Wag the Dog" seriously enough to think someone might actually smuggle a small explosive device out of that country.
Or maybe...
"We shall wage war so we can take over...BELIZE!"
"Belize? REALLY?!?"
A war between New Zealand and Australia- started over Rugby scores. Only shocking because of how awesome it would be.
Liechtenstein vs. Sealand.
Truly, it would be a game to rock the ages. I mean... Firefox spell check doesn't even recognize Sealand as a word!
Truly, it would be a game to rock the ages. I mean... Firefox spell check doesn't even recognize Sealand as a word!
Iceland. Only war they ever fought was against the Royal Navy...over fish. I kid you not: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cod_wars
They dont have a standing army and their armed forces consist of whatever coastguard ships they have to partol home waters. That plus they are regarded as a very laid back peoples, and with free hot water and energy forever, who wouldnt be?
Having said that anyone who has ever read Red Storm Rising will know its not totaly improbable that it wouldnt be involved as a strategic base.
They dont have a standing army and their armed forces consist of whatever coastguard ships they have to partol home waters. That plus they are regarded as a very laid back peoples, and with free hot water and energy forever, who wouldnt be?
Having said that anyone who has ever read Red Storm Rising will know its not totaly improbable that it wouldnt be involved as a strategic base.
I'd say France invading New Zealand would be, by far the most unlikely war. Mainly since the world doesn't seem to care for a country the size of Australia, what hope does New Zealand have of being invaded?
tThe caribbean islands form one great nation but norway invades the world and only the Caribbean can stop them
"Gentlemen, your mission is to raid Monaco. You are to completely and utterly destroy every single resort in the place. No racetrack shall be left untorched. You are to capture Monte Carlo and seize all its wealth. All yachts will also be seized, and sold to add to our coffers. Bring us King Albert alive. For WE are the superior small nation in Europe!"
"Sir, we've gotten a message from San Marino! It seems it's an ultimatum. They heard about our plans for Monaco, and are invading through Italy!"
"WHAT!"
"They claim THEY are the superior small European nation! Andorra has also stepped in, and the Vatican, while refusing to be an aggressor, has fortified its borders heavily!"
"How did the Vatican know it was next!!!"
"Don't ask us, sir!"
...And that is how Liechtenstein's plans to build an empire of small European nations were found out, the first tiny steps towards a world empire. So began the Seven Year Small Power Slapfight.
"Sir, we've gotten a message from San Marino! It seems it's an ultimatum. They heard about our plans for Monaco, and are invading through Italy!"
"WHAT!"
"They claim THEY are the superior small European nation! Andorra has also stepped in, and the Vatican, while refusing to be an aggressor, has fortified its borders heavily!"
"How did the Vatican know it was next!!!"
"Don't ask us, sir!"
...And that is how Liechtenstein's plans to build an empire of small European nations were found out, the first tiny steps towards a world empire. So began the Seven Year Small Power Slapfight.
Lichtenstein, Monaco, Nepal.
Lichtenstein is the size of my bedroom.
Monaco is just a casino.
and Nepal, full of monks that will fuck you up if you have a war.
Lichtenstein is the size of my bedroom.
Monaco is just a casino.
and Nepal, full of monks that will fuck you up if you have a war.