What do you think of Australia?

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Kurokami

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SirDeadly said:
Seeing as there has been a few "What do you think of America?" threads, I decided to make a "What do you think of Australia?" thread.

I personally think it's a great place to live but that's probably because I do live here. Just need something to do in Adelaide!
Well living in NZ people either love you or hate you. When it comes to a global context we love you cause it's like seeing your neighbor or family member you don't really like to talk to but still associate with on the map, when it's just you and us we hate you. Personally I don't see why (well it's more so in jest than genuine dislike imo), to me NZ is to Australia what Pepsi is to Coke. A little version that's sorta nice, but not quite as big.
 

astrav1

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I hate the censorship over there, also the fact that everything can kill you. Other than that, it seems like a beautiful land.
 

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That_Swedish_Guy said:
Although it does get annoying when I go back to Sweden and people ask me: 'Do you speak English in Australia?'
And that's when you answer "almost"? ;D

Jokes aside, Australian English is probably my favorite accent :p
 

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knight steel said:
I love Australia and have huge national pride for where i live ^_^. Although we have experienced some heavy natural disasters,but thats nothing compared to the 5 great drop bear wars.
And I thaught living in a place surronded by sharks and rednecks was hard. I had no Idea that koalas just fall out of the sky down there.
 

justnotcricket

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Well, as a New Zealander...

I feel a certain kinship with Australia(ns), given the locations and ultimate origins of our countries (yeah, yeah convicts blah sheep f*ckers blah ;-), as well as our shared penchant for barbecues and jandals even in winter. =)

Their accent, however, can go far away from me. Don't be offended, Aussies - I hate our 'Fushunchup' accent as much as I detest Strine. =)
 

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I think that I should stick to the cultural centers, lest I get eaten alive by all of the weird-ass critters you have.

But I'm sure it would be a decent place to live. Australia doesn't try to weigh in on World Events like, say, the U.S. or the U.K. does. So there's significantly less reason to hate. I've heard that it's a very nice place with various touristy/non-touristy things to do.

Aside from the video game prices, I might even enjoy living there. Except for, of course, the language barrier. I mean, what the fuck is a "barbie" and why the hell are shrimp on it?
 

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I think Australia's a pretty swingin' place. I'm just leery of the top-ten-most-venomous-creatures-on-the-face-of-the-planet-call-this-place-home thing. Round up all the funnel web spiders, box jellyfish, blue-ringed octopi and whatnot - then we'll have ourselves a RAGER!

Actually, Australia is among the top places I would love to visit. Ever since I saw The Rescuers Down Under as a young lad I've been interested in going there.
 

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Ghengis John said:
It is not my intention to argue with you. If you want links to articles I can provide them and you can take it up with them. Surprise though, your country actually has problems like everywhere else. That shouldn't be a shocker. Now, let me just wish you the best without going "we don't need you to yank, piss off and by the way we're better than you!".
Actually, I would like to see those articles, because I don't agree with your concerns over Australia's defence and I can't find any articles where worry of an invasion is expressed.

As this: http://www.rsimpson.id.au/books/tomorrow/explore/invasion.html#4

little article points out for me, an invasion of Australia right now is a highly unlikely thing. Not only do we have the strongest defence force in the Southern Hemisphere, but we are positioned in such a way that any invasion would be a drawn out affair even against the more technologically advanced Armies, Air-forces and Navies. Every single population centre in Australia provides some sort of major obstacle for an invading force to overcome that serves to discredit any invasion theories.

Not to mention that the probable reasons for invasion, our large quantity of resources, are sold to pretty much anyone, as this is much cheaper then an invasion everyone would rather buy our resources then take them. Now doubt a lot of people would like to take them, if they could, but they can't. To try to do so is doomed to failure, Australia is too involved in International politics for an invasion like this to go unanswered, to say nothing of the large amounts of Uranium and other resources numerous politicians leaders would want to be made secure.

But suppose the USA, or a combined force, did decide to invade us an no allies stepped into save us, it is likely Australia will be conquered. But can't the same thing be said of every single country in the World?

It's true that Australia doesn't have any nuclear weapons, which does put us at a certain level of risk, but I don't think that right now we can start to build nukes without terrifying a lot of different nations. We have no great reason for them, and us building them will appear as more of a hostile action then defensive one to many of our neighbours and I don't think that anything good can come from that.

It is also true that the Australian environment for farming is a harsh mistress, I've seen it first hard, and many areas do need aguifers and bore water is the only source of water for thousands of kilometres (except for the odd bit of water you pick up in your rainwater tank). However Australia is still the largest exporter of Beef, Wool, Barley and Raw Sugar in the World, so if anything we aren't completely failing at farming. We do have to take certain measures to ensure this though, we can't support as great a population as the USA right now because we don't have our environment under control.

Anyway, I am Australian and I think it's pretty good. One problem though is the racism, it's starting to get annoying. I think we're in this odd position were our racist tendencies aren't as powerful as they are in other nations, but we make a point of ignoring them rather then calling ourselves out on them. For example, in Arizona (in the USA) there is a law the requires all "immigrants to carry their alien registration documents at all times and requires police to question people if there's reason to suspect they're in the United States illegally (http://articles.cnn.com/2010-04-23/politics/immigration.faq_1_arizona-immigration-law-reform-sb1070?_s=PM:pOLITICS). This is the sort of length I can't see Australians going to, but we do have random people flapping their mouths about how they're worried all these "boat people" are going to blow up their kid's school. Now, a large number of people in America are strongly against that Arizona law and let that be known, but when Australians see racist things going down our response is near non-existant and usually "well that's how things go" and most people tend to ignore it.

A similar parallel can be drawn between the British National Party and The One Nation party. Both are fairly similar, but I get the distinct feeling that British people don't sit down and take the BNP's existence as an inevitability. I could be wrong about this though.

The Cronulla riots (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cronulla_riots) caused a large amount of controversy for a short time, but most people blew it off as "well what do you expect from Cronulla" and refuse to accept that racism occurs, or that's it racism at all. We go to absurd lengths to deny any sort of racism and this, I think, has to stop. We need to wake up, smell the bogans, and tell them to fuck off.
 

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darth.pixie said:
I had an Australian friend who made me love it. Especially Canberra. But...honestly, I'd be much too afraid to visit it. With the amount of critters out there looking to kill you and all the natural disasters and with me being...well me, I'd be dead as soon as I'd get off the plane.
seriously buddy - if you get the opportunity to go, do NOT let that phase you. Not everywhere has the same adverse weather conditions, and the places that do do not have them all the time. As for the critters, I reckon that's seriously overly hyped. I didn't know that Australia had an 'everything there is trying to kill you!'-type reputation until I moved to England. The worst critter I've seen is a redback spider, and I'm terrified of spiders but they seriously will leave you alone if you leave them alone. I've been bothered by bugs more in England, because they don't have flyscreens there.

Anyway, I love my country to death, but I agree with what some of the other posters have said. Our government is too concerned with censorship, I think our health care could be better (and by 'better' i mean 'more like the british system', and I think we have a generally lousy attitude when it comes to looking after our employees. I disagree with people who have said that Australia is a particularly racist country, however. People are inherently racist, it's true, and perhaps Australians are less shy about vocalising our thoughts than countries that have been trained to be more PC. But in terms of racism as a political agenda, it seems to me that we are a far less racist country than, say, pretty much every other country in the world. The variety of people that are able to become Australian citizens, as opposed to the variety of people who can become Japanese citizens, for example, is a pretty clear example of this.
 

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gillebro said:
darth.pixie said:
I had an Australian friend who made me love it. Especially Canberra. But...honestly, I'd be much too afraid to visit it. With the amount of critters out there looking to kill you and all the natural disasters and with me being...well me, I'd be dead as soon as I'd get off the plane.
seriously buddy - if you get the opportunity to go, do NOT let that phase you. Not everywhere has the same adverse weather conditions, and the places that do do not have them all the time. As for the critters, I reckon that's seriously overly hyped. I didn't know that Australia had an 'everything there is trying to kill you!'-type reputation until I moved to England. The worst critter I've seen is a redback spider, and I'm terrified of spiders but they seriously will leave you alone if you leave them alone. I've been bothered by bugs more in England, because they don't have flyscreens there.
Oh, if I do get the opportunity I will definitely visit.

I've been sent so many photographs of the War Memorial, the parks, the Nara Park that I would be a fool to miss it.

I'm more accident prone that most and seem to attract bugs but hey, my friend said he'd give me a lovely eulogy if I die there. That's hard to resist.
 

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darth.pixie said:
gillebro said:
darth.pixie said:
I had an Australian friend who made me love it. Especially Canberra. But...honestly, I'd be much too afraid to visit it. With the amount of critters out there looking to kill you and all the natural disasters and with me being...well me, I'd be dead as soon as I'd get off the plane.
seriously buddy - if you get the opportunity to go, do NOT let that phase you. Not everywhere has the same adverse weather conditions, and the places that do do not have them all the time. As for the critters, I reckon that's seriously overly hyped. I didn't know that Australia had an 'everything there is trying to kill you!'-type reputation until I moved to England. The worst critter I've seen is a redback spider, and I'm terrified of spiders but they seriously will leave you alone if you leave them alone. I've been bothered by bugs more in England, because they don't have flyscreens there.
Oh, if I do get the opportunity I will definitely visit.

I've been sent so many photographs of the War Memorial, the parks, the Nara Park that I would be a fool to miss it.

I'm more accident prone that most and seem to attract bugs but hey, my friend said he'd give me a lovely eulogy if I die there. That's hard to resist.
Excellent.

I've not been to the Nara Park, but the war memorial is beautiful (shame it's built in such a boring-arse place as Canberra, but it's relatively close to Sydney so y'know) and I do like the parks. I'm pretty biased towards Sydney, I'll be honest, but the parks in Katoomba and around that whole Blue Mountains area are well worth seeing.

HAHA! oh well that's all right then. :p
 

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I live in Canada, and know nothing much about Australia. But to me, it's a gigantic continent-country with cities on the East coast and a giant desert outback in the middle. Australian culture seems to be very similar to Canadian culture, except with a groovy accent. I have no idea what they eat, except that you can get Kangaroo steaks there.

Also, I'm terrified of going there because every animal, insect, and microscopic bacteria has enough venom to kill 50 elephants.

But I'll have to go anyways since my girlfriend has family there. I'm already looking for a full body rubber suit to fend off the army of arachnids that will undoubtedly have overrun the country by the time we get there.
 

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Always wanted to go to Australia.

Has it's flaws like every other place, I'm sure but I the scenery and what I learn about the cities just makes it seem like a great place to live, at least in my mind.

That and Anglo-Australian Women probably have the hottest accent ever.
 

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i've always wanted to visit and it sounds like one of the coolest places to live. It's up on my top three places to live along with Japan and Northwest-Coast US. Plus, love the accent. :D
 

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I think Australia and America are, in a poetic sense, kindred spirits. America had all the crazy religious people that Britain said "Yeah, please go away" while Australia had all the prisoners that Britain said "Well we can't dump them in Canada, so let's toss 'em at the bottom of the world."

But to be more serious, I don't have too much of an opinion on Australia sadly. I've never been there, I've met very few Australians, but they seem mostly nice.
 

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I used to live there. I don't like it very much, bad politics, don't like a lot of Australian people (I'm sure all of the Aussies on the Escapist are wonderful), and find the place generally dull.

I could put up with the first 2 issues, but the dullness really gets to me. I live in London, and there's fucking loads to do, every single day. In Australia, even in the bigger cities... not so much. That's why I'm happy immigrating to America. There's more to do in the mid west than there is in most Australia