What do you think rule No. 1 of the Internet should be?

[KafkaOffTheBeach]

Rule #1: Kick reason to the curb, surpass the impossible, fight the power and pierce the heavens.

 

[Cain_Zeros]

It's been said before, and it'll be said again. The #1 rule of the Internet should be... Don't be a dick.

 

[littlealicewhite]

Nothing is true. Everything is permitted.

Or perhaps "Never, ever, ever, EVER piss off 4chan."

 

[Stalk3rchief]

Keep things from /b/ on /b/. That way the -tards are content with their memes and the cancerous newfags won't get invaded (Yes, I'm looking at you Tumblr)

 

[DuctTapeJedi]

Be tolerant to the beliefs of others. Everyone has the right to express their opinions.

But my opinions are often on how stupid or batshit insane the beliefs of other are.

*frustrated sigh*

 

[Stalk3rchief]

Be tolerant to the beliefs of others. Everyone has the right to express their opinions.

But my opinions are often on how stupid or batshit insane the beliefs of other are.

*frustrated sigh*

See, you're asking for something impossible. lol.
It's kind of a chicken and egg thing.

 

[Puppetmaster24]

Rule 34

 

[Duffeknol]

No 4chan. Period. Not even on 4chan itself. Just no more.

 

[Kuroneko97]

"What goes into the internet stays on the internet."

A little cliche, but quite true.

 

[Josh Diaz]

no shit fetish porn at all

 

[Wing Dairu]

THINK BEFORE YOU POST. Thank you.

 

[Gaz6231]

Be tolerant to the beliefs of others. Everyone has the right to express their opinions.

But my opinions are often on how stupid or batshit insane the beliefs of other are.

Oh brother I heard that.

 

[Ranooth]

Rule 1: Good Luck out there
Rule 2: Bring a packed lunch

 

[BenzSmoke]

Be tolerant to the beliefs of others. Everyone has the right to express their opinions.

I have to say this, or "Know what you're taking about."

 

[conflictofinterests]

THERE ARE PEOPLE ON THE OTHER ENDS OF THESE TUBES. ACT ACCORDINGLY.

 

[dontpokethebear]

dont talk about the internet

 

[TitanAtlas]

No... justin... bieber... better yet no shitty music or movies or even films....

 

[Rewdalf]

you must be over 16 to use this.

Should solve a lot of problems!

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[Tibike77]

Rule #1 : DON'T just assume anything you read is the truth, even if the source seems reputable

 

[Tipsy Giant]

Rule no.1

The Internet belongs to no-one, so no-one can dictate how the Internet is managed and distributed