What do you think rule No. 1 of the Internet should be?

[lex.nero]

Wipe your feet.... wipe them dammit!

but seriously rule no.1: leave prejudice at the door.

 

[Tipsy Giant]

Be tolerant to the beliefs of others. Everyone has the right to express their opinions.

But my opinions are often on how stupid or batshit insane the beliefs of other are.

*frustrated sigh*

See, you're asking for something impossible. lol.
It's kind of a chicken and egg thing.

I hate that saying, it is obviously the egg as the first chicken was born from the egg of the creature that the chicken evolved from

Did I just rock your world?

 

[vivalahelvig]

I, am your god.
Kneel before me!
And turn that mic off!
[sub] Keep Kneeling [/sub]

But really, if you are under the age of 15, turn your mic off, your voice is like a spear in my ear.
[sub] I hope your still kneeling [/sub]

I hate that saying, it is obviously the egg as the first chicken was born from the egg of the creature that the chicken evolved from

Did I just rock your world?

Ahh, but where did the first organism come from to evolve into the thing that laid the egg that evolved into the chicken?

 

[zehydra]

Rule No. 1: There are to be NO RULES for the internet.

 

[Gothtasical]

You must past a Idiot proof quiz before using the internet

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

1. Japan is now banned from the internet.

 

[RandallJohn]

"Don't be a dick."

This. One thousand times this. If everybody on the internet followed this, it would be a VERY different place.

 

[TheGreatCoolEnergy]

I thought it had already been decided that 34 was the number one rule of the internet

 

[Lord Beautiful]

Considering the prevalence thereof, how about we move a certain special rule 33 places up?

 

[bubba145]

The internet is like no-man's land. you don't want to stay there long.

 

[LarenzoAOG]

dont be a dude if your a chick, dont be a chick if you dude

Don't be a twelve year old girl when your a 47 year old man stelaing wifi from the back of his van.

 

[Comrade Mateo]

Rule 1: Cap'm is always right.
Rule 2: If the Captain is wrong, please refer to Rule 1.

 

[TheTurtleMan]

Don't be a dick. If someone has an absolute craving for dickiness, then at least do it in a somewhat respectful and amusing way.

Oh, I guess if you wanted a backup all powerful rule, whatever you do, don't metion Candleja-

 

[Harrowdown]

Fight hard.

 

[captaincabbage]

The only rule I put in every website terms of use I've ever written:

"Don't be a dick."

seconded right here.