What do you think rule No. 1 of the Internet should be?

[Dimensional Vortex]

No.1 Don't ever, ever, EVER say first to show you got the first comment.

 

[Zero_ctrl]

The only rule I put in every website terms of use I've ever written:

"Don't be a dick."

I was going to say "Don't be a prick"
But it's the same difference.

 

[Jaranja]

Act Like The Human Fucking Being You Are.

Which is kind of like "Don't be a dick," only a bit more possitive.

Hmmm... No. Our general human nature is not to be kind to every and not even to not be a dick. Besides, that's what the general, conventional view is; I think some of us are beyond human nature.

P.S. I said SOME!

 

[elementsoul]

Perhaps you know rule 41- that whatever it is, it needs moar desu. (No exceptions.)

Apparently you don't know rule 41 because its, "Desu isn't funny. Serious guys. Its worse than Chuck Norris jokes."

Realistically I think rule 20 should be bumped up to rule 1.

 

[sune-ku]

With total anonymity comes great responsibility. Use it wisely.

 

[jamradar]

Absolutely no exceptions.

Spoiler

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

1. Japan is now banned from the internet.

Ok so we can take away Nico Nico Douga, Gurren Lagann, 65% of all memes, Touhou, and basically everything else. Yeah. Real smart move banning Japan.

Sorry, buddy, but the only thing on that list that I've even HEARD of are memes, and frankly I wouldn't morn their loss. So I think I'll stand by my previous statement.

 

[Romidude]

Weeaboos, keep your fucking loli to yourself.

 

[elementsoul]

1. Japan is now banned from the internet.

Ok so we can take away Nico Nico Douga, Gurren Lagann, 65% of all memes, Touhou, and basically everything else. Yeah. Real smart move banning Japan.

Sorry, buddy, but the only thing on that list that I've even HEARD of are memes, and frankly I wouldn't morn their loss. So I think I'll stand by my previous statement.

That would remove Seven Samurai(that's the film not the anime) from netflix so I wouldn't be able to watch it. Note I'm in Canada and we only have streaming not mailing.

 

[Snake Plissken]

1. Don't click on this [http://www.tbgirl.ca/], this [http://www.gotse.fr/], or this [http://www.videophenmena.com/2-girls-1-cup/].

For the sake of avoiding moderator wrath, I've disabled links by removing one letter from each. GUESS WHICH ONES!

 

[Romidude]

Weeaboos, keep your fucking loli to yourself.

Hey screw you dude, some people here like that! Not saying that I do...

I love it when Weeaboos defend Pedophillia.

 

[Irridium]

First rule: Watch this intro video:

 

[OptimisticPessimist]

I say Rule #34 should be #1. Knowing it would have made me more careful in my internet rovings, thus sparing me many a scream-yourself-awake nightmare.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

1. Japan is now banned from the internet.

Ok so we can take away Nico Nico Douga, Gurren Lagann, 65% of all memes, Touhou, and basically everything else. Yeah. Real smart move banning Japan.

Sorry, buddy, but the only thing on that list that I've even HEARD of are memes, and frankly I wouldn't morn their loss. So I think I'll stand by my previous statement.

That would remove Seven Samurai(that's the film not the anime) from netflix so I wouldn't be able to watch it. Note I'm in Canada and we only have streaming not mailing.

That may be, but when you consider the absolutely MASSIVE amount of disgusting porn that would also be removed, I think you'll agree that it's a good move in the long run.

 

[patch5129]

Treat others as you want to be treated

 

[Singularly Datarific]

Act as you would to real people.

 

[ENKC]

The number one rule of the internet should be:

Don't. Period.