What do you think rule No. 1 of the Internet should be?

[eljawa]

no ignorance

 

[Sinisterair]

Ban 4Chan and Ban anyone who thinks its a good website

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

1. You will get the same amount of respect you get from others and vice versa.

Its one of the main rules I live by in real life anyway.

 

[KING POJO]

Don't talk about what you don't know about, and don't attack people who don't when you do.

 

[Litchhunter]

Children should not be allowed on it.

Serious.
Too many idiotic kids on it who have no idea how to use the thing safely and properly.

OH LETS GIVE OUR 14 YEAR OLD CHILD A WEB CAM .

That couldn't go wrong at all.

15 year old here, not all of us are quite that stupid, even if it is a good sum...*feels ashamed of age group*

OT: Punctuation is a wounderful thing and should be used, but if someone makes a small typo, don't turn into a grammar nazi.

 

[CleverCover]

1. Don't be an asshole.
2. Asking for child porn will result in relentless attacks.
3. Unless asked, keep your clothes on when on webcam.

 

[SimuLord]

The only rule I put in every website terms of use I've ever written:

"Don't be a dick."

From the mouth of Jesus Christ Himself, according to Penny Arcade, and exactly what I planned to say when I clicked on the topic title.

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

You do not talk about /b/.
I like the Fight Club reference, okay.

 

[bl4ckh4wk64]

How about, "remember that you're not actually anonymous." I'm talking to you /b/, you used to do great things, and then you died and the new-fags couldn't deal with it and revived you.

 

[Raziel_Likes_Souls]

You take a lot of fun out of life...

OT: Have fun, don't be an idiot.

Your avatar does too, namely, not being gay.

Anyways, since everyones already said don't be a dick, I'll be gender-sensitive and say don't be a *****.

 

[spartan1077]

You take a lot of fun out of life...

OT: Have fun, don't be an idiot.

Your avatar does too, namely, not being gay.

.

How does my avatar take the fun out of life? I hhave a lot of fun with it...show it to friends and then say its a guy and watch their reactions...although I don't care either way.

Also I'll post another one.

Don't be a dick...oh I got ninja'd

 

[Raziel_Likes_Souls]

You take a lot of fun out of life...

OT: Have fun, don't be an idiot.

Your avatar does too, namely, not being gay.

.

How does my avatar take the fun out of life?

It takes the fun out of staring at anything that resembles Bridget, due to the fear of being turned gay. But, really, I don't object to Bridget, considering I use Bridget to shock people, too. But, all of my friends have said this after I told them Bridget was a guy:

"I'd hit it. He's got a nice ass."

Cue me yelling "Holy shit, what is this, I don't even!"

 

[ninjajoeman]

ww4d?

What wouldn't 4chan do?

 

[Daft Sikes]

1# Don't be a total jackass.

Children should not be allowed on it.

Serious.
Too many idiotic kids on it who have no idea how to use the thing safely and properly.

OH LETS GIVE OUR 14 YEAR OLD CHILD A WEB CAM .

That couldn't go wrong at all.

Jessi Slaughter anyone?

 

[spartan1077]

!"

And now you're lying to yourself. You know you'd do Bridget if he came to you and asked...I would-with no regrets!

Rule #1- 7h15 15 n07 acc3p74bl3!!1

Or

RUL3 #1- 7|-|15 15 |\|07 4((3P74BL3!!1

 

[Broceus]

you must be mentally over 16 to use this, or your head implodes in a bloody mess.

Should solve a lot of problems!

Fix'd

 

[Vankraken]

1. "Don't feed the trolls"

 

[Triscut900]

TURN OFF YOUR CAPS LOCK KEY!!!.

fixed XD
Ot: as said before don't be a dick