What do you think rule No. 1 of the Internet should be?

[Trippy Turtle]

dont talk about fight club

/thread

Also /b/ deserves some credit it has some really great threads like real life hacks etc,

 

[Rossiar]

The first rule of the internet is, don't talk about the internet.

 

[Addendum_Forthcoming]

Nobody under the age of 16.

This includes; forums, emails, voip, IMs, and especially ... internet game servers ...

Getting tired of hitting mute when it comes to team channels.

 

[hamstersar]

Rule #1 of the internet.
Just be awesome.

 

[Blunderman]

Don't ever, ever, ever expect anyone to care about anything you have to say about anything.

 

[Caliostro]

Be tolerant to the beliefs of others. Everyone has the right to express their opinions.

Then wouldn't that belief mandate that you respect my belief, even if my belief is that your belief is stupid?

@OP: Learn your internets people. Rules of the internet already exist.

Spoiler: Rules of the internet

 

[Lem0nade Inlay]

Be a nice person and never arrogant.

 

[Triangulon]

The most important rule of life: Be excellent to each other.

 

[Verbage]

You do not talk about the interent

 

[Bloodastral]

The first rule of the internet is: "Don't talk about the internet!"
THE SECOND RULE OF THE INTERNET IS: "Don't forget to switch off the CAPS lock!"

 

[floppylobster]

1. Talk (or type) as though the person you are addressing is in the room with you.

 

[Counterwise]

Don't post a picture of yourself.

 

[fgdfgdgd]

#1: No CP. then we'd never have to worry about internet filters being forced upon us by strawman arguments.

 

[Wintermoot]

"dont take it serious"
-or-
"you need to be this tall to enter"

 

[Dott]

Rule number one of internet, everything, everyone and their mothers:

IF THERE IS A BIG RED BUTTON, YOU BLOODY WELL PUSH IT.

 

[captain underpants]

Rule 1: There are no rules.

 

[IckleMissMayhem]

Stay out of the basement.