What do you think should be a crime?

[Mutie]

Have you recently been cheated on by your wife/husband? If so, I am very sorry, but to make it a crime is a terrible idea as the act of having sex with another women/man/hermaphrodite beside the one the you said a few words to is not harmful to anyone.

It's harmful to those whom are wronged in the act. If I were to usher in a new world order, adulterers and cheaters would be the first up against the wall. But then, I'd be a most terrible ruler...

 

[Shuguard]

i think sagging pants should go under indecent exposure.

 

[Vausch]

Adultery is already a crime in a sense. You get pretty much fucked over in the divorce settlement. That's enough justice imo.

Unless you're in a no-fault state. Then there's really no backlash.

 

[Cette]

Having those blueish headlights that are as bright as high beams on your car. Seriously it's already illegal to blind the shit out of people at night in towns with one so why not the other?

 

[Russirishican]

I would make it illegal for any news station to have any ties to the government, and only be able to show footage of political issues, not discuss them, nor give any background information on said footage. They would also be forced to only report news, not discuss it, nor give any extraneous information on it, and leaving out details important to the full perspective of the story leads to that station being shut down for increasing periods with each infraction. It would force people to decide for themselves what the real answer is and determine what really happened for themselves, instead of being cattle and leading to mass misinformation and debates because some people got information about a particular thing from two different sources.

 

[Syzygy23]

Have you recently been cheated on by your wife/husband? If so, I am very sorry, but to make it a crime is a terrible idea as the act of having sex with another women/man/hermaphrodite beside the one the you said a few words to is not harmful to anyone.

You're either a sociopath or have never been in a relationship before if that's what you think.

ME, I think supporting or being a part of the Teachers Union of America (United States) should be a crime. That union is a bloodsucking parasite destroying our public education system.

 

[Cabisco]

I agree, I can't think of anyone who actually spends money on music anymore now, talking about how amazing a new album is but refusing to give the artist money for it.

I do. In fact, I actually helped finance my favorite band's most recent album through Kickstarter. I have a very strong "no piracy" policy.

Good, but I suspect you are very much in the minority which is a shame. I get why people do it though, bands still exist and the process of getting free music is both easy and no one ever gets caught.

 

[Deltron0]

I think letting your kids get morbidly obese should fall under child abuse or neglicence at the very least.

 

[Calibanbutcher]

I agree, I can't think of anyone who actually spends money on music anymore now, talking about how amazing a new album is but refusing to give the artist money for it.

I do. In fact, I actually helped finance my favorite band's most recent album through Kickstarter. I have a very strong "no piracy" policy.

Might I inquire which band that was?

 

[thedoclc]

I would make it illegal for any news station to have any ties to the government, and only be able to show footage of political issues, not discuss them, nor give any background information on any people in said footage. They would also be forced to only report news, not discuss it, nor give any extraneous information on it, and leaving out details important to the full perspective of the story leads to that station being shut down for increasing periods with each infraction. It would force people to decide for themselves what the real answer is and determine what really happened for themselves, instead of being cattle and leading to mass misinformation and debates because some people got information about a particular thing from two different sources.

Insert obligatory free speech rant here, but even more difficult: Quis custodiet ipsos custodes? Who enforces the laws forcing news agencies to report all relevant information about the state in a comprehensive, even-handed manner? The same folks who enforce all laws. Who watches the watchmen indeed.

Mine would be simple. If you sell a product with proposed health benefits, it must stand up to scientific scrutiny, you must obey your nation's health regulatory agencies (in the US, the FDA), you must assume full liability and have conducted proper trials, and you must clearly indicate what your product is for, what the adverse effects are, what you claim it does and what mechanisms it actually follows, what concentration of the product is available, and where and when the product was manufactured. No empty claims like, "Boosts immunity!" which is technically true of a glass of water.

 

[Relish in Chaos]

Personally, I think that adultery should be a crime. Marriage involves a sacred oath and bond, and breaking it is a foul thing to do. If you're not satisfied with your marriage then seek a divorce, don't sully it with licentious stupidity.

Go to Iran and see how that works out.

I mean, I'm sorry, but the government shouldn't have anything to do with people's personal relationships, and can we please get past this "marriage is a sacred oath" bullshit? That's effectively been ruined by the rising divorce rate. There are worse things in the world than adultery, for goodness sake.

Anyway, I can?t really think of anything that isn?t already illegal, and I can think of more things that I want legalized rather than criminalized. Maybe the media reporting lies as truth, like what The Sun did when they blamed Liverpool fans for the Hillsborough disaster? It could also have incited hatred for those who believed it, on top of doing the exact opposite of what a newspaper's meant to do and causing even more pain for the families of the victims.

 

[Quazimofo]

If adultery is going to be a crime, then the government needs to legalize polygamy first. Not everyone feels the need to restrict themselves to one partner.

DUI already is a crime, but I feel it should carry sentencing more along the lines of Attempted Murder. If you think your good time is worth potentially costing someone their lives because you can't thing straight, you should be locked up.

seconded. i understand self-destructive behavior is kind of its own punishment, but when it becomes dangerous for others, the punishment must become more severe to compensate for the danger to others.

 

[Ryotknife]

Have you recently been cheated on by your wife/husband? If so, I am very sorry, but to make it a crime is a terrible idea as the act of having sex with another women/man/hermaphrodite beside the one the you said a few words to is not harmful to anyone.

You're either a sociopath or have never been in a relationship before if that's what you think.

ME, I think supporting or being a part of the Teachers Union of America (United States) should be a crime. That union is a bloodsucking parasite destroying our public education system.

there are plenty of other things destroying the public education system (politicians, administration, parents), the teacher's unions is barely a blip on the radar. I am not even a fan of unions in general, but the teacher's union is one that i will at least lend an ear to (especially as of late)

 

[Aris Khandr]

I agree, I can't think of anyone who actually spends money on music anymore now, talking about how amazing a new album is but refusing to give the artist money for it.

I do. In fact, I actually helped finance my favorite band's most recent album through Kickstarter. I have a very strong "no piracy" policy.

Might I inquire which band that was?

Pandora Celtica [http://pandoraceltica.com/home.cfm]

Yes, I have plugged them a few times before. And am happy to do so. The new CD isn't on sale just yet, but part of the Kickstarter was them emailing me a digital copy earlier, and I've been enjoying it for about two weeks (and saw them live at DragonCon over Labor Day weekend). Much love for PC.

 

[Laser Priest]

Illegalize kittens.

See how quickly our fascist regime is toppled.

The War of The Kittens.

There's a history lesson for you.

ALSO: Kitten was one of the options on my demented multiple choice Captcha.

Typing things into the internet should be punished by on-the-spot execution via comissar. How do we do this? We assign a hidden comissar to every single place where one can possibly use the internet.

But then we wouldn't ever be able to turn around..

THE COMMISSAR'S IN TOWN.

 

[Bobic]

Stupidity.

Yeah, it would be pretty hard to enforce, but hey, the world would be a better place for it.

Me, despise idiots? Yes.

Ah, but where do we draw the line on stupidity? What if all those geniuses at CERN and NASA found themselves rulers of the world? All of us only moderately intelligent people could become outlaws! I don't want to be an outlaw. It sounds difficult.

OT: Aside from the obvious (rape, murder, arson etc.), I think I'd outlaw alcohol, but legalise weed. My stoner friend is always telling me how much better off the world would be if it were that way round, and I'd love the opportunity to either A. Make the world slightly nicer and a bit less violent late at night or B. Laugh in my stoner friend's face as the world falls to hell.

Also, speed limits on UK motorways increased to 100mph. Seemingly everyone on the inner lanes drives over the current 70mph, may as well make it lawful.

Homeopathy (and other modern day snake oil salesman) will be banned. If you say your remedy cures something, it has to actually cure it. And no, the placebo effect isn't good enough for my ruling.

News stations would be discouraged from showing both sides of an argument when one of those sides has no logic or valid, repeatable research in support of their claim. Oh, Dr. Diane Mossman with her doctorate in immunology may say vaccinations are fine, but some housewife who watched Oprah once says that these vaccinations cause Autism. Guess they both deserve equal time. FUCK NO.

 

[Evil Smurf]

Starwars remake by George Lucas. Yeah! rape the best film franchise and pay for it!

 

[nexus]

Crime, and prison, is a racket. It's not for punishment or justice, it's sole purpose is monetizing unsavory acts and reaping the rewards from the corrupt power. Like people have said already, making something illegal doesn't make something go away. In fact, it's usually quite the opposite, because all human beings are nothing more than brats, they will do whatever it is you tell them not to.

People by their nature will want to stop someone from doing an "unlawful" act. Thing is, we live in a time where we are told not to be responsible for ourselves and to allow a paramilitary force to usurp that spirit from us. It's been like this for as long as our closest generations can recall, so we don't know how to do it anymore. Instead of being just in any sense of the term, people in uniform come by and put the criminal through the for-profit prison system rigmarole instead.. well, at least in America.

We don't need more laws, it's redundant. Maybe a law to prevent the inception and execution of other laws after it.