What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[Lust]

Causes panic.....

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Is hispanic..

 

[Lust]

Is scarily accurate......>.>..

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Is a fake psychic.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

When you ask him for a cake, he'll give you a muffin.

 

[Scde2]

Isn't satisfied with the muffin.

 

[Lust]

Likes mints more than anything else.

 

[Scde2]

Is wondering why those pretzels are making him thirsty.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Worked at the Bates hotel.

 

[XThecommander]

Secretly a disliker of mudkips.

 

[Scde2]

Likes mud.

 

[Sacman]

I heard you liek mudkip...<.<

 

[Valkyrie101]

Works volunteer shifts at a nursery.

 

[TheRundownRabbit]

You sir enjoy musical numbers!!!

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

He can pop his eyes out.

 

[Scde2]

Is on the run.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Is a whisky drinking hobo.

Spoiler

 

[Korten12]

You are really a monster!

 

[Dr.Susse]

Sold his soul to DOTA.

 

[Snowden's Secret]

Doesn't actually have a driving license.