What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[kaveradeo]

Is eating those tacos.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Is allergic to tacos.

 

[kaveradeo]

Believes Guy Fawkes is in everyone.

 

[Scde2]

Pronounces Fawkes as "Fucks"

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Writes Stephen Fry's material.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Once punched George Bush.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Licked Obama's toes.

 

[Scde2]

Wants to give Nancy Pelosi a hug.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Is Sarah Palin.

 

[Scde2]

Wants to marry Chris Christie.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Is Chris Christie's lover.

 

[Stuntkid]

Is secretly a dog in a computer room.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Is Mira.

 

[Sliverwings]

Will one day, rule the universe

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Is jealous of that.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Harbors an ancient grudge against the Shultvinsky family, going back to the Civil War when Mesotopholes Shultvinsky betrayed his great, great, great, great Grandfather, Sargeant-Doctor Bartimaeus Zanzibar.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Forgets his medication sometimes.

 

[Sacman]

Is actually a Big Daddy out of work since he isn't gonna be included in Bioshock infinite...

 

[Dr.Susse]

Can do a pitch perfect version of old man river.

 

[Sacman]

Has a scarf fetish...<.<