What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[Yureina]

Dressed up as a catgirl for Halloween this year.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Dressed up as a sock.

 

[Scde2]

Posted that despite knowing that s/he would hurt my feelings. =//_;=

Went back in time to ninja me.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Has a fragile ego.

 

[Scde2]

Saved the moon from bureaucratic bureaucrats.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Bureaucratly sent the bureaucrats to the moon, in a bureaucratic ship.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Can limbo like a king.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Once beat up a turtle for being in his way.

Hey, that turtle also insulted my mother in Italian. The prick had it coming.

OT: Is incapable of sleep and is thus able to stay on the Escapist 24 hours a day.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Knows far too much!

 

[Dango]

Can't walk the dinosaur.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Can't get on the floor.

 

[Dango]

Can't open the door.

 

[Yureina]

No longer has doors in their home on account of them all being wrecked by those crazy arms.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Has no arms, legs or face.

 

[Dango]

Has a summer home made of wool.

 

[Scde2]

Is hungry for worms.

 

[YoBadMama]

That your secretly half cat!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Is a pineapple deep down.

 

[Scde2]

Wants to be a librarian when she gets older.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Wanted to be Mario as a kid.