What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Had to bribe his way through elementary school.

 

[Uncreative]

Made his own sequined Micheal Jackson glove.

 

[Ren3004]

Is Michael Jackson in disguise.

 

[Scde2]

Drives a limo to pick up the ladies.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Drives a van to pick up all the neighborhood cats in a different city.

[sub]He then drives back home and sells them to his community. He is evil![/sub]

 

[Scde2]

Sold bottle rockets to terrorists.

 

[Best of the 3]

Sold his body to me, for absolutely nothing.

 

[Scde2]

Doesn't realize that he got a deal of a lifetime. =//_^=

 

[Best of the 3]

Realises that he won't be able to sit, or stand for that matter, any time soon ^^

 

[Scde2]

Killed shota cat.

 

[Best of the 3]

Would have me in my cat costume any time, anywhere.

 

[Scde2]

Thinks that is a secret of mine.

 

[Best of the 3]

Good point :/

Has a thing for Neko Vore.

 

[Scde2]

Is the reason 4chan no longer has a vore board.

 

[Best of the 3]

Was obvioulsy in charge of that vore board.

 

[Scde2]

Moved his operation to the 2chan vore board.

 

[Best of the 3]

Is watching me through my window at this very moment.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Is translucent.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Cannot grasp the true nature of my sandwich.

 

[Scde2]

Smuggles ice into the US.