What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[Scde2]

Thinks that Justin Bieber is the next Kurt Cobain of his generation...

 

[Sacman]

Knows that statement fills me with genocidal rage...

 

[Scde2]

Feels calm when he sees this...

 

[Sacman]

Where's my cthulhu?
...

 

[Julianking93]

Thank you C'thulhu

 

[Sacman]

Loves the Meat Puppets...<.<

 

[Scde2]

Wears skinny jeans in swimming pools...

 

[Sacman]

For giving me this screen...

Spoiler

 

[Yureina]

Has an addiction for cotton candy and watermelons.

 

[Sacman]

Once killed a man for ignoring their techno...<.<

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

He breaks the Escapist and blames others for it.

 

[Yureina]

He has never actually watched anything related to Pokemon.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Actually knows who you are.

 

[mParadox]

Their friend is a CIA agent.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Has no friends, only the hypnotoad.

 

[Ren3004]

Doesn't have dark secrets.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Is Hitler, resurrected from the dead and fused with a machine to make Robot Hitler.

 

[Ren3004]

Is afraid of the dark.
[sub]Get it? XD[/sub]

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Can't see the colour blue.

[sub][sub]Gee, you can't see a lot of this sight, can't you?[/sub][/sub]