What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[Sacman]

Is Radio Goo Goo...

 

[Steppin Razor]

Is super lame.

 

[Sacman]

Only speaks in tongues...<.<

 

[Steppin Razor]

Eats cow tongues for dinner.

 

[Sacman]

Eats his own tongue for din-din...<.<

 

[Steppin Razor]

Eats his own din-din for tongue.

 

[Yureina]

Secretly hates cats.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Is a self-loathing cat.

 

[Scde2]

Can fly at the speed of turtles.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Turtles in RTS games before launching a mass invasion with a very stoppable horde of the weakest unit in the game.

 

[UnusualStranger]

Hates computer games and wishes all games were simply on consoles.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Wears a tinfoil hat at all times to protect himself from the government's mind-readers.

 

[UnusualStranger]

Won't stop trying to steal everyones shoes.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Is the person responsible for stealing my shoes. I KNOW IT WAS YOU!

 

[Scde2]

Doesn't suspect me AT ALL. >:3

 

[Steppin Razor]

Only wishes he was the shoe thief.

 

[Scde2]

He would have shown only me mercy if I was the thief.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Is really into tribles.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Is actually Justin Bieber.

 

[Scde2]

Has the Bieber Fever.