What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[Best of the 3]

Gives out disturbing messages in the cutest of ways.

 

[Hman121]

the eyes are fake.

 

[Best of the 3]

Doesn't have eyes, just marbles in their place.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Cannot get enough cake... Oh wait, that isn't a secret.

Um...

Has thirteen hundred different hats.

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

loves counting hats

 

[Dango]

Is really a queen.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Has great balance.

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

is not really a Dr.

 

[Dr.Susse]

@Gypsy: *Gasp* you?ve uncovered my secret!

OT: Is actually just a Bard.

 

[Sacman]

Is the reincarnation of Long Dong Silver...<.<

 

[thirion1850]

Is behind you right now.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Thought it was a good idea to try and sell their lungs on the black market.

 

[Scde2]

Buys cheap knockoff souls from vending machines in Japan.

 

[Naheal]

Heavy drinker, hates stupid people, and jaywalks [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ArsonMurderAndJaywalking]

 

[Scde2]

He copies the url for the report button of users he doesn't like and posts it on /b/.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Wishes I'd get Banned already.

 

[Scde2]

Is constantly denied his request to mods to have his account banned. Something to do with a contract in which he hasn't fulfilled the pun quota.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Ten a day just isn't logical.

Ot: Killed Keyser Soze.