What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[SomeUnregPunk]

loves effeminate males

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Loves manly girls.

 

[Scde2]

loves effeminate males

>_>

OT: Loves getting hugged by Shockvalue.

 

[Sacman]

Doesn't regret saying all of those dirty things last night...<.<

 

[Scde2]

He welcomed my dirty talk...

 

[Sacman]

As always...

Thinks Jagstangs are the greatest guitar ever created...<.<

 

[Scde2]

Actually knows what Jagstang is...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Doesn't like Basses.

 

[Sacman]

Actually knows what Jagstang is...

only the most cluster fucked guitar ever...<.<

OT: Doesn't like Bass... large mouth Bass...<.<

 

[Scde2]

Thinks that Native Americans were treated fairly... >_>

 

[Sacman]

Thinks the white man treated Native Americans fairly...<.<

 

[Scde2]

Literally thinks that all the injustices caused towards Native Americans was by a single white man.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Thinks spam is the best thing ever.

 

[Sacman]

Is a sentient spam bot on a journey to spread the great truth of erectile dysfunction medication...<.<

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Is a sentient spam bot on a journey to spread the great truth of erectile dysfunction medication...<.<

Secretly described himself.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Believes he is really James from Team Rocket. Always carries a rose around with him and looks for his Jesse.

 

[Vancleef]

Thinks she's a robot from the past before the past in another dimension who fights space pirates on weekends.


Or something...

 

[MrJKapowey]

Had an accident with a needle and now 'cannot get this damn red cloth off my face!'

 

[MartianWarMachine]

Is secretly unable to fly... whatever that thing is.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Is deathly allergic to Earth viruses.