What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[The Thinker]

Does not actually own any cool hats.

 

[Emurlahn]

Only thinks about nothing.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Stole the ingredients to make music.

 

[pyramid head grape]

He secretly hates cheese!

 

[Emurlahn]

Actually dislikes the colour green

 

[pyramid head grape]

Never smiles.

 

[Emurlahn]

Is really a midget.

 

[pyramid head grape]

Is a mob boss! >.>

 

[M0rp43vs]

Replaced his heart with a mega baboon heart

 

[Emurlahn]

Is higher than he want to be.

 

[pyramid head grape]

Molten boron.

 

[Emurlahn]

He has a black hole hidden in his basement

 

[pyramid head grape]

Has a hat within a hat! o.0

 

[Emurlahn]

Has a hat over a hat! 0.o

 

[pyramid head grape]

Spoiler: I guess its...

OT: Makes me mix up threads with ray beams! o.0

 

[Dr.Susse]

Is afraid of his num lock key.

 

[Emurlahn]

Isn't really a doctor

 

[Ren3004]

Has a pet gorilla.

 

[pyramid head grape]

Working on making it rain cats and dogs!

 

[Emurlahn]

Can't hold his liqueur