What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[pyramid head grape]

Calls him JB

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Clicks the Red Button every day so it never wears out.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Is spinning without the spinning button.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

But that isn't a- ohhh I see what you did there! I'll tells you when I've haved enough!

OT: Gives people the stink eye when their backs are turned.

 

[Dango]

Is a ferret in a fur coat.

 

[M0rp43vs]

World's Number 523019th dad

 

[pyramid head grape]

Has a 3rd eye. D:ಠ

 

[M0rp43vs]

A colossus from shadow of the colossus who escaped death by integrating into human community

 

[pyramid head grape]

A hitman who hits men!

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Likes to shave cats and sell them as hairless.

 

[Rooster893]

He secretly loves Rebecca Black.

 

[pyramid head grape]

Lip sings along to every song. xD

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Sings out loud to every song, and frequents karaoke bars, showing up in costume every night.

 

[Dango]

Carries a boombox around, showing all the kids his phat beats, yo.

 

[pyramid head grape]

Wears a cap... at a tilt, yo! xD

 

[Dango]

Has all the coolest digs, son.

 

[pyramid head grape]

Something real... what that word you used? >.>

 

[Ren3004]

Fights the power.

 

[pyramid head grape]

Stand in front of the power!

 

[Ren3004]

Has an unhealty addiction to Skittles.