What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[M0rp43vs]

Ninja's himself as part of some ploy to profit from the ninja-pirate law

 

[pyramid head grape]

Has sexual attraction to letters. 0.0

 

[M0rp43vs]

(Oh letter R, no one must know of our love)

Has an underground nuclear fallout/zombie shelter bunker with walls lined with canned beans

 

[Dango]

Steals peoples' badges in the middle of the night.

 

[Dango]

Secretly noms his own posts.

 

[pyramid head grape]

Cloned himself. D:

 

[mParadox]

It his hand that is augmentated! D:

 

[pyramid head grape]

Doesn't know how to dance? D:

 

[mParadox]

Knows that he's being stalked. o.o

 

[Dango]

Is the Sultan of Salsa.

 

[pyramid head grape]

@Para: I ask you who would stalk me. >.>

A trickster! D:

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Doesn't know I'm the god of salsa...

EDIT: *swats at ninjagrape sleepily*

You kids and your different time zones and ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.....

 

[pyramid head grape]

Can't tell a lie!

@red: I've been up all night. o.0

 

[Ren3004]

Has a pet platypus.

 

[pyramid head grape]

Is scared of my platypus! >

 

[Ren3004]

His platypus dressed up as a walrus to scare me...

 

[Dr.Susse]

Has an unexplainable fear of Australian things and stuff.

 

[M0rp43vs]

Saxton Hale's lesser known cousin, Harry

 

[Ren3004]

Hates chocolate mousse.

 

[pyramid head grape]

Isn't really confusing.