What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[staika]

is a Professional derailer spotter

[sub]Couldn't think of a cooler title >.<[/sub]

 

[StormShaun]

IS the ancient master of lotion making. O_O

 

[pyramid head grape]

Is trying to take away my title! >

 

[kaveradeo]

Can't protect his title

 

[pyramid head grape]

Not giving up that hat! >:3

 

[M0rp43vs]

All his posts in the blatant lies thread are true

 

[pyramid head grape]

He wants to eat the earth sandvish! ;3

 

[M0rp43vs]

(I do but I've been having difficulty finding someone on the opposite end of the earth to me place the second piece of bread)

Secretly wishes for a pair of goldfish shaped earrings wait wrong thread

Using a mind scrambling ray to make me post on the wrong thread

 

[pyramid head grape]

The smoothiest smooth talker ever. He can convince you that a house on the sun is a good idea!

 

[M0rp43vs]

(But it is! just think, no more having to pay for heating and the property values are low and you won't have to deal with solicitors. And that's just a few good reasons)



He is immortal... as long as he is sober

 

[pyramid head grape]

He is Xenu!

 

[staika]

He actually isn't wearing a hat!!! D:

 

[pyramid head grape]

He wears it upside down!

 

[kaveradeo]

Can't cook a sandwich.

 

[pyramid head grape]

Can't cook cereal! XD

 

[Dango]

Is under my bed, ready to pounce.

 

[Sacman]

Is under the bed with him...<.<

 

[pyramid head grape]

No! My hideout! *pushes* :3

OT: In on the bed waiting. O>O

 

[Sacman]

Likes the idea of being under me...<.<

 

[Dango]

Is captain of the S.S. Twilight Roosevelt.