What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[Dr.Susse]

The man who stole Hitler's spleen.

 

[Roxas1359]

Has an army of animals to attack Japan!

 

[Ren3004]

Has a few closets in his skeleton.

 

[Dr.Susse]

He is a time travelling apple salesman who went back in time and convinced Adam to eat more apples thus creating a temporal time paradox creating the Devil and getting us kicked out of the garden of Eden.

 

[Rooster893]

He secretly reads clopfics.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

He's always wanted to be the Paperbag Princess.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

He's allergic to laughter.

 

[Roxas1359]

She's secretly not British!

 

[pyramid head grape]

She is her avatar! D:

 

[Roxas1359]

He can't tell the differences between a male and a female!

 

[pyramid head grape]

He can't tell the difference between ninja and...NINJA! D:

 

[Roxas1359]

He wishes he had Ninja pants like me!
*has stolen Vee's Ninja Pants*

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Can't control his impulses.

 

[pyramid head grape]

@Nero: Sounds nice and wrong with my mean for the word pants. XD

OT: Can, but chooses not to. D:

 

[Dr.Susse]

Has a Scottish father and a English mother so according to the Welsh he's Irish.

 

[pyramid head grape]

He knows the secret! >:3

 

[Roxas1359]

He was charged with attacking the elderly with a lawnmower at the age of 7.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Responsible for Kross getting blamed.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

really Isn't a huge bird made of lighting

 

[pyramid head grape]

He is super smexy! :3