What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[staika]

A green Pimp? Oh I have never laughed so hard XD

OT: I still remember he doesn't actually own a hat!!

 

[pyramid head grape]

:C Still working on it! I don't know if I can move on.... ;_;

OT: Never on topic!

 

[Kuroneko97]

They kidnap children in a white van!

 

[lRookiel]

They are worried about getting kidnapped....

 

[Kuroneko97]

Has a fetish for Coca Cola bottles.

 

[Dango]

Sneaks into people's houses and paints their cats black.

 

[pyramid head grape]

Steals the last page of every book in the library...

 

[Kuroneko97]

Is secretly Chris Hansen!

 

[Dango]

Did motion capture work for Happy Feet 2.

 

[Kuroneko97]

Was one of the penguins from Happy Feet 2.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Was the one who told them to make The Expendables 2.

 

[Dango]

Is one of the stars of The Expendables 2.

 

[Sacman]

Is jelly of my new video card...<.<

 

[Dango]

Is jealous of the fact that I am wearing a top hat.

 

[Sacman]

Is jealous of the fact that I'm not wearing pants...<.<

 

[Dango]

Could stare at David Bowie's handsome face all day.

 

[Sacman]

Has a thing for androgynous Japanese boys...<.<

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Likes the girly Taiwanese boys more than the actual girls.

 

[Sacman]

Sometimes...<.<

OT: likes large breasts...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Likes AA cups!
[sup]I MOST CERTAINLY DO NOT LIKE LARGE BREASTS! The small, small, beautiful plains are where it's at.
In theory... its all blegh when not anime...[/sup]