What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[steeple]

he's not actually pakistani, he really is...

[sub][sub][sub][sub]french![/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub]

 

[mParadox]

He knows my secret! D:

*twiddles mustache*

 

[Sacman]

His frenchiness gives him the urge to steal my women...

....>..

*Hides Xmbts...*

 

[steeple]

let the treasure hunt begin! *puts on a pirate hat and eye-patch*

 

[Sacman]

*Eats map...*
You'll never find my internet wife...<.<

 

[steeple]

in the basement, maybe?

 

[mParadox]

His frenchiness gives him the urge to steal my women...

Spoiler: Pardon? o.o

 

[Sacman]

D:

*Hides Xmbts better...*
...

 

[mParadox]

Why're you hiding in the attic?

 

[Sacman]

Because... I know you're frenchy powers are going to steal my internet wife... and you were already so suave before... now you can take over the world with your suaveness...<.<

 

[mParadox]

But my suaveness is for good! Always has been! I mean, I'm the one who presided over at your wedding! I'm the one who pronounced you internet husband!

 

[steeple]

why stop there? first, the solar system... then, the galaxy!

 

[mParadox]

I do like galaxies. <,<

 

[Sacman]

@Para: That's true and if your true french powers had taken over she'd have been ripping off her clothes when you showed up...<.<

 

[mParadox]

@Sac: Whilst that's a very naughty suggestion, she's grown resistant to my powers. After all, she's one of the who contributed to my suaveness. <.<

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I don't even want to know what his deepest, darkest secrets are...

 

[mParadox]

He doesn't know that I once pondered the idea of becoming a whore.

Nope. Nobody knows that.

^-^

 

[Philol]

Is a French wife stealing whore...who loves chips.

 

[mParadox]

Is my number uno customer.

 

[Philol]

Always rips me off, cus I'm such a sucker for the charmers.