What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[Dr.Susse]

Can knock down bowling pins through sheer force of will.

 

[mParadox]

Can knock down houses everytime he laughs.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Can hear when a cup of tea is just about to be finished.

 

[mParadox]

Can hear a cup of tea falling into the abyss. >.>

 

[StormShaun]

He smoked all of my Marshmallow stash...I was saving that maaaaaan.

 

[Timberwolf0924]

watches cat video's while wearing a dog suit.. barks at screen..

 

[mParadox]

Filmed it all and sent it to Yahoo! in a bid for hostile take over.

 

[PiPPUMAX]

Hiding everything in that hair! XD

 

[mParadox]

Hiding everything in that hat. <.<

 

[PiPPUMAX]

Hiding in my shower somewhere

 

[mParadox]

Would like to find me while wearing a frilly dress. <.<

 

[JLML]

Actually conspires to take over the forum games completely, ending with Para replying to Para on every post of every thread for every page until the thread dies.

 

[mParadox]

That's a horrifying way to go. <.<

 

[JLML]

And that is why I'll fight it with every cake I can throw. <3

 

[mParadox]

That's a brilliant strategy.

 

[JLML]

Indeed! Also, you plot to take all the cakes I throw at you to make yourself delicious.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Spies on all the Escapist staff.

 

[mParadox]

Does it in the comfort of their den. <.<

 

[JLML]

Wants to find the secret access hatch to said den.

 

[mParadox]

Knows the location. <.<