What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

Dr.Susse · Apr 5, 2012

To strike fear into the hearts of muckrakers everywhere.

The Night Angel · Apr 5, 2012

He doesn't actually like DRINK :O

VaudevillianVeteran · Apr 5, 2012

He's really Otacon.

Dango · Apr 5, 2012

Is really Solid Snake.

kaveradeo · Apr 5, 2012

Is raiden lol

Dr.Susse · Apr 6, 2012

Has a speical guest as his voice.

The Night Angel · Apr 6, 2012

Has a special voice as his guest.

Roxas1359 · Apr 6, 2012

Secretly builds the Metals Gears he fights.

GmonXyZ · Apr 6, 2012

Is secretly a member of the Black Panthers.

The Night Angel · Apr 6, 2012

Secretly wishes to be welcomed to the escapist. Welcome to the escapist, stay away from the basement and all that

Roxas1359 · Apr 6, 2012

Secretly kidnaps new users, throws them in the basement, and locks the door behind him.

Troublesome Lagomorph · Apr 6, 2012

Bites every new user as a rite of passage.

Roxas1359 · Apr 6, 2012

He actually looks like his avatar.

The Night Angel · Apr 6, 2012

He actually wishes he looked like his avatar

Roxas1359 · Apr 6, 2012

<.<
He killed the Princess in Final Fantasy XII.
[sub]Personally love that game.[/sub]

The Night Angel · Apr 7, 2012

I really enjoyed that game too. And I did not murder Ashe.... or at least the evidence was inconclusive....
OT: he secretly enjoyed ffXII

Roxas1359 · Apr 7, 2012

He helps Bowser capture Peach!

scorptatious · Apr 7, 2012

He's all skin and bones.

...wait scratch that, he's just bones.

Roxas1359 · Apr 7, 2012

He killed all the Ewoks.

scorptatious · Apr 7, 2012

He slept with all the ewoks.