What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[staika]

HOW DID YOU KNOW!?!?

He secretly stalks me and finds out all of my secrets O.O

 

[Roxas1359]

Wants to eat my soul.

 

[staika]

Wants me to eat his soul

 

[Roxas1359]

Hides in people's Afros so as to kill them in their sleep!

 

[Dr.Susse]

Has a plethora of afro based traps.

 

[Roxas1359]

Has Dr. Susse's body in his wardrobe.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Won't dob me into the cops as long as I never reveal what's in his closet.

Ah multiple layers of blackmail.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Didn't change his avatar back to that - it was that all along and we were just blind to it.

 

[Roxas1359]

Has 15 dead bodies in his attic.

 

[mParadox]

Has 15 alive bodies in his basement.

 

[Roxas1359]

Wishes to steal all colors in the world.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Wishes to be a rainbow man.

 

[mParadox]

To have a swag.

A big swig of swag.

 

[The Night Angel]

To have a swig of whatever is in my hip flask, but he'll never have any

 

[The Night Angel]

He is terrified that revealing my secret may result in unpleasant consequences for him

 

[Dr.Susse]

Has a collection of dead Australians.

 

[Dr.Susse]

The man behind the framing and sentencing of a innocent identity thief.
All the while being a serial killer of famous J's

After faking his own death he moved on to selling flowers to widows and stealing the flowers back then re selling them to a cult of flower eating weirdos

 

[The Night Angel]

Secretly runs a cult of flower eating weirdos

 

[mParadox]

Is a weirdo in a flower eating cult. o3O

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Is an oddity living on a blimp like a pimp.