What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[mParadox]

Lusts like a king.

>.>

 

[The Night Angel]

Rusts like iron, and is actually the tin man

 

[kaveradeo]

Won't share the oil

 

[The Night Angel]

Is the oil that makes this thread run.

 

[mParadox]

Really? Can we switch to another brand? The "" Brand is kind of silly and makes farting noises whenever the gears move. >.>

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Knows about pillows.

 

[mParadox]

Has a pillow company. >.>

 

[The Night Angel]

Has a company of pillows, which he has led into battle on many an occasion.

 

[mParadox]

I know he'll assist me in this dangerous journey.

Soon.

 

[The Night Angel]

He secretly only wants me on that journey so he can have his fluffy minions stab me in the back. Nice try Paradox, but not today!!

 

[mParadox]

I know he secretly knows my open secrets.

 

[The Night Angel]

I know he is attempting to intimidate me by being open about his treacherous plans.
[sub] I know it's working [/sub]

 

[mParadox]

I know they're falling into my dastardly plot.

BUWAHAHAH.

 

[staika]

I know he didn't plan for me foiling his plot!

 

[Dr.Susse]

Is trying to swallow your soul.

 

[mParadox]

Will make you panic by pressing the horn 3 times! D:

 

[staika]

Secretly wants to eat people O.O

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Is secretly a malevolent bird.

 

[mParadox]

Secretly wants to apply seasoning on people! O3O

 

[staika]

Is actually a vampire waiting for a victim.