What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[mParadox]

Uses Chucky for all of his voiceovers.

 

[zombiekiller1907]

Hired by Morgan Freeman to narrate his life

 

[mParadox]

Wants Michael Caine to narrate his food habits.

 

[zombiekiller1907]

Talks in a trisyllabic meter

 

[Evil Smurf]

Talks like William Shatner

 

[mParadox]

Talks like Clint Eastwood.

 

[mParadox]

Talks like a wrestler. >

 

[Dalek Caan]

Like going to gym dressed as Frodo.

 

[mParadox]

Likes going to the gym dressed like Dovahki'in.

 

[zombiekiller1907]

Knows how to speak in dragon language

 

[zombiekiller1907]

Spoiler

well i was going to join... but I came to love my avatar too much to change it.
That sounded wrong.

Knows about my activities in the forums

 

[zombiekiller1907]

has some sort of grudge with pedobear

 

[mParadox]

Loves making implications.

 

[Evil Smurf]

has a bald spot

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Has felt the third nipple...