What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[The Man With the Soap]

Doesn't know that I actually play an eighth super secret one, but I only like three of them.

 

[Shemming]

Once got in a fight with a watermelon over a parking ticket. And lost.

 

[The Man With the Soap]

Was that watermelon.

 

[kaveradeo]

Is jealous of ninja kittens.

 

[The Man With the Soap]

Wants a jacket like mine.

 

[kaveradeo]

Has the charisma of a damp rag.

 

[Girl With One Eye]

Hides things in the basement....

 

[Robert632]

Hides his bible black collection behind his child porn.

 

[Girl With One Eye]

Really knows that I'm not a guy, or a pedofile

 

[Sacman]

Is actually an undercover FBI agent posing as a 12 year old kid posing as a girl... it makes perfect sense...

 

[Dr.Susse]

Thinks that the moon is just a balloon that floated to high.

 

[Scde2]

Is able to see through the eyes of Tom Cruise.

 

[Sacman]

Is actually Tom cruise...

 

[Scde2]

Once shot a llama.

 

[Sacman]

had an affair with Tiger Woods...

 

[Scde2]

Apologized to Jesse Jackson for no particular reason.

 

[Sacman]

The coward who assassinated Jesse James...

 

[Queen Michael]

The terror that flaps in the night.