What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[I Stomp on Kittens]

Stole all the cookies from the cookie jar!
[sub] What will I use to lure kids into my playhouse?![/sub]

 

[sb666]

Enjoys blowing up cats

 

[Sacman]

Enjoys being blown up by cats...

 

[sb666]

Doesn't actually like Serial Experiments Lain

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Lost his eye in a tragic pencil sharpening accident!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Doesn't actually run.

 

[Scde2]

Breaks personality quizzes.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Fails personality quizzes

 

[Scde2]

Fails at personalities.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Flails at personalities.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Doesn't celebrate Halloween

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Wants to neat up some Christians for Halloween, dressed up as Satan

 

[mParadox]

Wants to dress up as Zombie Easter Taco.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Has no Christmas avatar ready!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Still wets the bed.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Hired someone to make posts for him while he's asleep