What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[PsychicTaco115]

Is a COMMUNIST SLEEPER AGENT

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Ate Elvis!

 

[A Satanic Panda]

IS Elvis!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Voted for the LIBERALS

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Hates middle-class, conservative MERICANS!

 

[A Satanic Panda]

Is a middle class conservative American.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Is Dolan's creator

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Really is a goose.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Got laid off for gross incompetence by Giovanni

 

[A Satanic Panda]

Embraced his true identity as a taco loving Mexican.

 

[Euryalus]

Isn't a panda or satanic, but a pious polar bear

 

[Calibanbutcher]

French people scare him.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Is allergic to salt water

 

[Euryalus]

French people scare him.

If by French people you mean red-headed sexy maids with a french accent and by scare you mean... You know what nevermind

OT: Prefers Quesadillas

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Destroyed Nagasaki and Hiroshima

 

[StormShaun]

He has eaten his own brethren at Taco Bell!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Pushed an old lady down the steps to claim the inheritance

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Has a mole in the Escapist staff.