What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[Teoes]

Secretly works with mice.

 

[Neuromancer]

Lost his job twice.

 

[kailus13]

Works for the mob

 

[Teoes]

Gave up a life of crime.

 

[kailus13]

Gave up a life of mime.

 

[thesilentman]

That pantomime that my English teacher ranted about... :-/

 

[staika]

Is actually a teacher

 

[kailus13]

Secretly hates gifs.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Secretly is a spambot.

 

[kailus13]

Lives to report spambots.

 

[staika]

Runs a spambot ring

 

[kailus13]

Runs a pickpocketing ring.

 

[staika]

Is the main pickpocketer

 

[kailus13]

Has 15 children by 10 different partners.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Eats people's middle children.

 

[staika]

kidnaps people's second child