What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[Barbas]

Thought Boss Nass was dreamy.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Doesn't jerk off with children's tears as lube

 

[Barbas]

Thought Dead Island was game of the year, nay, decade!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Loved every nanosecond of Aliens: Colonial Marines unironically

 

[Barbas]

Draws shark porn.

 

[Brownie80]

Searches for people who draw shark porn.

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

Was the lead designer on 'Dolphin Shaggers'.

 

[Brownie80]

Knows that "Dolphin Shaggers" exists.

 

[Drummodino]

Punches babies for attention.

 

[Brownie80]

Has an extensive collection of toilet seats.

 

[UltraDeth]

Licks car seats for perverted pleasure

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Is a worm breeding ground.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Sniffs aerosol cans.

 

[Brownie80]

Stalks Trevor Philips.

 

[Barbas]

Gets higher, baby.

 

[UltraDeth]

Keeps a skeleton in the cellar in a School uniform and feeds it stale biscuits

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Actually commits heresy himself

 

[Barbas]

Uses the lawnmower to scrawl "FUCK YOU!" into his lawn, then looks it up later on Google Earth.

 

[Brownie80]

Follows Justin Beiber on MySpace.

 

[UltraDeth]

Plucks their eyelashes with cooking tongs